And if it’s a hole in one, it’s the hand of God!
Water hole in one.
FORE!
or in Ernie’s case⠄⠄⠄THREE ᴀɴᴅ ᴀ HALF!!
Now explain to me birdies and eagles.
You don’t have to worry about remembering that last one.
Golfers’ mantra
Opposite for us lefties!
The safest place to be is where I’m aiming.
“One out of four that you think are straight are really gay and you have a cute little butt, Ernie”. ~ Frank being Ernest
The secret to hitting it straight is simple – play a hole with a 90-degree dogleg 50 yards from the tee box.
And, if it goes backwards, it’s hilarious!
(◠‿◠)
and if it goes nowhere… it’s strike one….!
I sure don’t know what this “miracle” thing is you speak of;)
If it goes nowhere, it’s a whiff.
Wondering if that is true of left handed golfers too, or do they slice to the left and hook to the right? Curious enough to wonder about it, not so much as to look it up.
Like at sea, four letter words for left (port, hook). Right with more letters get the longer word (starboard, slice).
Thanks for the repeat! The classics deserve to be rerun and seen again. Love it!
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Yakety Sax 3 months ago
And if it’s a hole in one, it’s the hand of God!
Jml58 3 months ago
Water hole in one.
ᴮᴼᴿᴱᴰ2ᴰᴱᴬᵀᴴ 3 months ago
FORE!
or in Ernie’s case⠄⠄⠄THREE ᴀɴᴅ ᴀ HALF!!
pschearer Premium Member 3 months ago
Now explain to me birdies and eagles.
The Reader Premium Member 3 months ago
You don’t have to worry about remembering that last one.
sandpiper 3 months ago
Golfers’ mantra
one8romeo 3 months ago
Opposite for us lefties!
uniquename 3 months ago
The safest place to be is where I’m aiming.
Count Olaf Premium Member 3 months ago
“One out of four that you think are straight are really gay and you have a cute little butt, Ernie”. ~ Frank being Ernest
Just_Karl 3 months ago
The secret to hitting it straight is simple – play a hole with a 90-degree dogleg 50 yards from the tee box.
ChessPirate 3 months ago
And, if it goes backwards, it’s hilarious!
(◠‿◠)
InTraining Premium Member 3 months ago
and if it goes nowhere… it’s strike one….!
carlosrivers 3 months ago
I sure don’t know what this “miracle” thing is you speak of;)
Frank Burns Eats Worms 3 months ago
If it goes nowhere, it’s a whiff.
Jeff0811 3 months ago
Wondering if that is true of left handed golfers too, or do they slice to the left and hook to the right? Curious enough to wonder about it, not so much as to look it up.
donut reply 3 months ago
Like at sea, four letter words for left (port, hook). Right with more letters get the longer word (starboard, slice).
thejanith Premium Member 3 months ago
Thanks for the repeat! The classics deserve to be rerun and seen again. Love it!