Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for August 19, 2024

Call it anything, but don’t call it late for lunch

How about just ‘brino’ for short?

If he crossed an elephant with a rhino, he could call it a ’elifiknow.

Cgi special effects

He looks horny.

Well it’s easy you take a male boar then you take a female Rhino make them meet on Tinder then let things happen on their own!!

Dark wizard: “The dark side is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural.”

I only want to call it long distance.

“They call me MR. Rhino-Pig!!!”

That’s a wart hog!!!!!

He a gift from his old pal Dr. Moreau.

I think Rhinoboar sounds better (but that could be a long winded speaker with a big nose).

Best not to ask questions, Rod. Best to…. back away slowly.

The Hyena-Hippo experiment was a lot less successful.

GMO!

Crossed a pheasant with a duck once. Didn’t know what to call it………..

someone with sinusitis who doesn’t talk——— RHINO BOAR

Yeah, how did you make him so gentile ?…….

I don’t want to know Why…

Must be heavily sedated. With the aggressiveness of both species, this thing should be rampaging around killing everyone it sees.

It might make a nice meal for Henry the Dragon.

“Don’t ask, don’t tell.”

“How I did it? Well, see, if you put ENOUGH lipstick on a pig…”

Boring RINOs, The Trump/MAGA Party.

Wiz was working on a solution to solve the rhino population decrease … Fink started on one of his usual speeches … Wiz got bored listening …

Two of the most bad-tempered animals anywhere…

I’ve never had to deal with a Rhino in the wild, or a true Boar, but based on what Ferral Hogs are like I don’t want to! Much less a crossover!

The things you can come up with with magic and an alchemy set…

I watch a documentary today saying that our (mad) scientists have been doing it for quite a while!

It an uintatherium.

He was boared.

A friend of his named Moreau….

Soft lights, romantic music and a tanker load of cheap wine. That old black magic.

Quite docile for being a cross between both species.

Dining with a veterinary student one evening, she mentioned that she had been collecting sperm samples from rams that afternoon. I asked her how that was done; and she made the hand gesture. Her boyfriend was smiling.

Magic. What else?