I am so lucky, with the rain I can mow twice a week. I mow after 8pm and it takes 2 nights to do the walking lawn and 1 night for the tractor part…I’m in heaven!
It can wait a little longer. Walking on air and contemplating the Sun doesn’t come often enough. If it was good enough for Socrates, why not Brutus,…..
It will still be there tomorrow Brutus. I wish I could cut the grass. It’s totally dry here in central Ohio everyone’s yards are brown. I bought two new toys for the summer – an electric self propelled push mower and an electric rider mower (steered by a joystick!) – and I’ve hardly been able to use them.
What you SHOULD do is rip out the lawn, replace it with gravel, and then apply a hefty triple dose of Ortho Ground Clear full strength. Repeat the last step annually. Problem solved forever.
codycab about 1 month ago
“I can but I won’t.”
Renatus Profuturus Frigeridus Premium Member about 1 month ago
For a few dollars Wiberforce will do it.
The dude from FL Premium Member about 1 month ago
I am so lucky, with the rain I can mow twice a week. I mow after 8pm and it takes 2 nights to do the walking lawn and 1 night for the tractor part…I’m in heaven!
Ahuehuete about 1 month ago
Shoulda, coulda, woulda.
KA7DRE Premium Member about 1 month ago
I’m pretty much like Brutus, most all of my ambition has flown out through the window too.
enigmamz about 1 month ago
Spelling misunderstanding! Classic!!!
nosirrom about 1 month ago
“Supposed to and does are two different things” You can quote me on that.
The Reader Premium Member about 1 month ago
I suppose I should comment on this.
James Wolfenstein about 1 month ago
“Shoulda, coulda, woulda. You’re playing with words Mr Simms…” :D
cracker65 about 1 month ago
I’ve had conversations like this witty l with my wife. LOL.
pat sandy creator about 1 month ago
time to hire a lawn service, Brutus…
Just-me about 1 month ago
I don’t blame you Brutus, it’s hot out and it won’t hurt anything to wait another day or two before mowing.
Geophyzz about 1 month ago
“Ha ha ha, sounds like you,” said my wife.
e.groves about 1 month ago
I like mowing my lawn.
djtenltd about 1 month ago
Very clever, Brutus! Gladys doesn’t seem to have a comeback for that one!
Chris about 1 month ago
outsmarted the system, for now. ;)
[Traveler] Premium Member about 1 month ago
His get up and go has got up and gone
Doug K about 1 month ago
I should and I might. We’ll see.
raybarb44 about 1 month ago
It can wait a little longer. Walking on air and contemplating the Sun doesn’t come often enough. If it was good enough for Socrates, why not Brutus,…..
ladykat about 1 month ago
There’s a big difference between should and would, Gladys.
MuddyUSA Premium Member about 1 month ago
Attaboy Brutus….atta boy….
Jeff0811 about 1 month ago
Everybody thought that Somebody would do it. Anybody could have done it, but Nobody did.
Strawberry King about 1 month ago
Why put off today when you can put off tomorrow?
Dapperdan61 Premium Member about 1 month ago
If I tell my wife the lawn should be mowed and then I don’t she’ll mow me down
bigplayray about 1 month ago
I suppose I should fix the gutters. Ahh forget it. I’m in California. Got another 3 months! (Although it did rain a little last night!)
Brent Rosenthal Premium Member about 1 month ago
It will still be there tomorrow Brutus. I wish I could cut the grass. It’s totally dry here in central Ohio everyone’s yards are brown. I bought two new toys for the summer – an electric self propelled push mower and an electric rider mower (steered by a joystick!) – and I’ve hardly been able to use them.
cuzinron47 about 1 month ago
Procrastinators unite, someday.
EMGULS79 about 1 month ago
What you SHOULD do is rip out the lawn, replace it with gravel, and then apply a hefty triple dose of Ortho Ground Clear full strength. Repeat the last step annually. Problem solved forever.
ArcticFox Premium Member about 1 month ago
Shoulda coulda didn’t.
Gordo4ever about 1 month ago
Ahhh! Semantics at work here. Gladys is hearing what she wishes to hear rather what was actually said.
General Trelane (Ret.) Premium Member about 1 month ago
Listen closely Gladys .
Chris Sherlock about 1 month ago
One word makes all the difference.
dbrucepm about 1 month ago
I should cut the grass but it’s hot and humid so that ain’t gonna happen
GiantShetlandPony about 1 month ago
I resemble that remark. Can’t put it off tomorrow though.
MichaelD Premium Member about 1 month ago
Brutus, with that command of the English language, you’ll be running for office soon.
heathcliff2 about 1 month ago
Good for you, Brutus.