The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for September 06, 2024

There was nothing funny about mine, nor the operation that followed.

The Muppets meet the doctor?

It was a fundamental change in their lives … A course co-rectal-tion.

I don’t know about that. Every time I’ve had a DRE I’ve had something to say.

If this took place in a foreign medical school, would the med intern be Señor Wences? (S’awright!)

Dispute my bosses claim, no lead was found in there.

After getting a prostate exam, he left and in came the nurse with the worst 3 words in the English language. “Who was that”?

Totally lost here.

Hi ho! Let’s see what we have up here.

Hiya, hiya, hiya. I’m going up there.

I guess those guys started out with finger puppets.

And you’re examining a puppet.

Paul Winchell Jerry Mahoney Knucklehead Smith

They needed a rap session with Dr. DRE.

If you’re getting a prostate exam and you realize that both of the doctors hands are on your shoulders…. run!

Since my dad died from fast aggressive prostate cancer, I would like the reassurance of a DRE exam, but my doc (and several friends’ docs) don’t do DREs anymore, because some study says they really aren’t worth it.

Where have you gone, Edgar Bergen?

Oh my, that’s terrible. still funny.

Lovers of green-ish even then.

No wonder the Muppets suffer from PTSD.

Poor hand puppets. They are always taking it up the @ss.

I knew there was reason Oscar is so grouchy.

My mom was a ventriloquist and she always was throwing her voice. For ten years I thought the dog was telling me to kill my father.

Back when Frank Oz was ten years old, but had a mustache.

The doctor must be , one of the good hands people!

what animal wrote this one?

Good one! For those of us old enough to know who those two are.

I don’t want to ask how they got the cookies.