Be a herbivore. Eat the hippies. No meat there. Except for the head. Leave the hippie heads for sharks. Follow me for more advice, Hammie. Ask me about volcanic smog.
If he actually gave up and did his homework instead of constantly fighting every step of the way, he’d be done in around 20 minutes. As it is, doing one worksheet takes half the night.
It’s time to disabuse Hammie of the lie that society often tells kids: You can be anything you want to be. A child can aspire to be something, but whether he will is not certain. Sometimes it’s because he just don’t have the aptitude or talent for a certain career or the job he wants is just not available or many other factors. (In this case, it is certain he’ll never be a dinosaur)
I was a trucker, we had to keep logs books. Everything was in quarter hours, so fractions had to be added. I knew several who added 1/4 plus 1/4 equals 2/8.
dinosaur is how we referred to all the old people in the place of work, who I suspect weren’t much older than my current age. I’d like to say I’m different, but I’ve been having to say no to young staff about their ideas because they don’t fit well and would cost too much in time :(
RickTengle 2 months ago
Barney the dinosaur needed math to manage his cash. he didn’t eat math teachers
jmworacle 2 months ago
Choose wisely.
sirbadger 2 months ago
Is it better to eat one triceratops or 17 small mammals? Even a dinosaur may benefit from math.
cholomanaba 2 months ago
The way things are actually going with genders and stuff, you could be a dinosaur…
iggyman 2 months ago
How can you argue with that, Wanda?
ᴮᴼᴿᴱᴰ2ᴰᴱᴬᵀᴴ 2 months ago
❝ Tyrannosaurus Hammie ❞
it has a certain ring to it, Ⅰ suppose
Jeff0811 2 months ago
If you consider your paycheck, math is part of every occupation.
steveh64 2 months ago
I’d guess that re-arranging one’s DNA to be that of another species would involve a lot of math.
tremaine53 2 months ago
“First, Hammie, I’m going to prove that I can say “no” when you ask me for anything UNBELIEVEABLY quickly, and often!"
Huckleberry Hiroshima 2 months ago
Be a herbivore. Eat the hippies. No meat there. Except for the head. Leave the hippie heads for sharks. Follow me for more advice, Hammie. Ask me about volcanic smog.
SquidGamerGal 2 months ago
Kids will say and do anything to weasel their way out of real-life responsibilities!
Daltongang Premium Member 2 months ago
But Hammie, what if you grow up to be a dinosaur that is also a herbivore? No math teachers for you.
ctolson 2 months ago
Wanda – If you want to grow up to be a dinosaur, whay are you and Zoe always calling your dad and me dinosaurs as a bad term?"
freewaydog 2 months ago
What if Hammie has dyscalculia & that’s why he is having so much trouble & hating on it?
David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace 2 months ago
Math teachers are hazardous to your health; do not swallow.
ChessPirate 2 months ago
Well, she proved it… ☺
shaodyn 2 months ago
If he actually gave up and did his homework instead of constantly fighting every step of the way, he’d be done in around 20 minutes. As it is, doing one worksheet takes half the night.
[Unnamed Reader - 14b4ce] 2 months ago
One for me and one for for you and one,two for me….
Sherlock5 2 months ago
It’s time to disabuse Hammie of the lie that society often tells kids: You can be anything you want to be. A child can aspire to be something, but whether he will is not certain. Sometimes it’s because he just don’t have the aptitude or talent for a certain career or the job he wants is just not available or many other factors. (In this case, it is certain he’ll never be a dinosaur)
SofaKing Premium Member 2 months ago
I was a trucker, we had to keep logs books. Everything was in quarter hours, so fractions had to be added. I knew several who added 1/4 plus 1/4 equals 2/8.
Pluggergirl 2 months ago
Hammie, eat Mr Gahan, my 4th grade teacher who made me take my desk out into the hallway because I cried with the frustration of math.
Misslazycomeidian 2 months ago
Hello, Baby Blues fans! ( i’m the girl who read the whole series)
thatbackgroundcharacter 2 months ago
Calvin…
The Quiet One 2 months ago
Well mom, that experiment failed.
John M 2 months ago
dinosaur is how we referred to all the old people in the place of work, who I suspect weren’t much older than my current age. I’d like to say I’m different, but I’ve been having to say no to young staff about their ideas because they don’t fit well and would cost too much in time :(
Richard Perry 2 months ago
My grade school teach math, we had arithmetic. The mnemonic device they taught us was A Rat In The House May Eat The Ice Cream.
Radkins27 2 months ago
23 years ago, something terrible happened…
Strawberry King 2 months ago
Anyone remember an old math computer game called Number Munchers? That was pretty fun.
rshive 2 months ago
Math teachers are fattening.
Robert Nowall Premium Member 2 months ago
“You mean you can go out and get a job like that?”