Baby Blues by Rick Kirkman and Jerry Scott for September 11, 2024

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    RickTengle  about 2 months ago

    Barney the dinosaur needed math to manage his cash. he didn’t eat math teachers

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    jmworacle  about 2 months ago

    Choose wisely.

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    sirbadger  about 2 months ago

    Is it better to eat one triceratops or 17 small mammals? Even a dinosaur may benefit from math.

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    cholomanaba  about 2 months ago

    The way things are actually going with genders and stuff, you could be a dinosaur…

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    iggyman  about 2 months ago

    How can you argue with that, Wanda?

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    ᴮᴼᴿᴱᴰ2ᴰᴱᴬᵀᴴ  about 2 months ago

    ❝ Tyrannosaurus Hammie ❞

    it has a certain ring to it, Ⅰ suppose

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    Jeff0811  about 2 months ago

    If you consider your paycheck, math is part of every occupation.

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    steveh64  about 2 months ago

    I’d guess that re-arranging one’s DNA to be that of another species would involve a lot of math.

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    tremaine53  about 2 months ago

    “First, Hammie, I’m going to prove that I can say “no” when you ask me for anything UNBELIEVEABLY quickly, and often!"

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    Huckleberry Hiroshima  about 2 months ago

    Be a herbivore. Eat the hippies. No meat there. Except for the head. Leave the hippie heads for sharks. Follow me for more advice, Hammie. Ask me about volcanic smog.

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    SquidGamerGal  about 2 months ago

    Kids will say and do anything to weasel their way out of real-life responsibilities!

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    Daltongang Premium Member about 2 months ago

    But Hammie, what if you grow up to be a dinosaur that is also a herbivore? No math teachers for you.

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    ctolson  about 2 months ago

    Wanda – If you want to grow up to be a dinosaur, whay are you and Zoe always calling your dad and me dinosaurs as a bad term?"

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    freewaydog  about 2 months ago

    What if Hammie has dyscalculia & that’s why he is having so much trouble & hating on it?

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    David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace  about 2 months ago

    Math teachers are hazardous to your health; do not swallow.

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    ChessPirate  about 2 months ago

    Well, she proved it… ☺

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    shaodyn  about 2 months ago

    If he actually gave up and did his homework instead of constantly fighting every step of the way, he’d be done in around 20 minutes. As it is, doing one worksheet takes half the night.

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    [Unnamed Reader - 14b4ce]  about 2 months ago

    One for me and one for for you and one,two for me….

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    Sherlock5  about 2 months ago

    It’s time to disabuse Hammie of the lie that society often tells kids: You can be anything you want to be. A child can aspire to be something, but whether he will is not certain. Sometimes it’s because he just don’t have the aptitude or talent for a certain career or the job he wants is just not available or many other factors. (In this case, it is certain he’ll never be a dinosaur)

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    SofaKing  about 2 months ago

    I was a trucker, we had to keep logs books. Everything was in quarter hours, so fractions had to be added. I knew several who added 1/4 plus 1/4 equals 2/8.

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    Pluggergirl  about 2 months ago

    Hammie, eat Mr Gahan, my 4th grade teacher who made me take my desk out into the hallway because I cried with the frustration of math.

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    Misslazycomeidian  about 2 months ago

    Hello, Baby Blues fans! ( i’m the girl who read the whole series)

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    thatbackgroundcharacter  about 2 months ago

    Calvin…

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    The Quiet One  about 2 months ago

    Well mom, that experiment failed.

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    John M  about 2 months ago

    dinosaur is how we referred to all the old people in the place of work, who I suspect weren’t much older than my current age. I’d like to say I’m different, but I’ve been having to say no to young staff about their ideas because they don’t fit well and would cost too much in time :(

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    Richard Perry  about 2 months ago

    My grade school teach math, we had arithmetic. The mnemonic device they taught us was A Rat In The House May Eat The Ice Cream.

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    Radkins27  about 2 months ago

    23 years ago, something terrible happened…

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    Strawberry King  about 2 months ago

    Anyone remember an old math computer game called Number Munchers? That was pretty fun.

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    rshive  about 2 months ago

    Math teachers are fattening.

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    Robert Nowall Premium Member about 2 months ago

    “You mean you can go out and get a job like that?”

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