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A friend was telling me about a church in Manhattan to which the local Trader Joe’s sends its day-old bread, fruit that’s past ripe, and soon-to-expire packaged goods. The church then assembles food packages and hands them out to anyone needy who’ll come in and listen to a sermon.
I decided it must be the Church of Jesus, Mary, and Trader Joseph.
Kaputnik 5 months ago
But to be consistent, how do they betray your sister?
phritzg Premium Member 5 months ago
He’s headed for the donut shop next door: Hole Foods.
Jml58 5 months ago
blunebottle 5 months ago
Use cash.
iggyman 5 months ago
Except for the sister thing a lot of companies do that!
PraiseofFolly 5 months ago
“That’s one grocery store where I wouldn’t mind that the clerks got fresh.”
DaBump Premium Member 5 months ago
Darnit, Joe, it was a TYPO, a TYPO, you didn’t have to make it into a whole theme!
Angry Indeed Premium Member 5 months ago
Don’t forget that they have poor online security measures and you personal and credit card information will be on the next data “breach”.
uniquename 5 months ago
Isn’t selling credit card info illegal?
Frank Burns Eats Worms 5 months ago
And don’t eat at Arthur Treacherous.
anomaly 5 months ago
And yet she shops there.
Munch 5 months ago
Good one. Making fun of Trader Joe’s.
CoffeeBob Premium Member 5 months ago
But, do they still stock that cheap wine? Two Buck Upchuck
cuzinron47 5 months ago
The name should tell you something.
zeexenon 5 months ago
Google?
Lablubber 5 months ago
The Kroger – Albertsons merger must have gone through.
walter Premium Member 5 months ago
Reminds me of the Canadian knockoff store that bought Trader Joe’s items in the US and sold them in the unofficial Canadian store: Pirate Joes.
Richard S Russell Premium Member 5 months ago
I too always get all my own, very reliable consumer advice from random strangers I encounter in parking lots.
The Brooklyn Accent Premium Member 5 months ago
A friend was telling me about a church in Manhattan to which the local Trader Joe’s sends its day-old bread, fruit that’s past ripe, and soon-to-expire packaged goods. The church then assembles food packages and hands them out to anyone needy who’ll come in and listen to a sermon.
I decided it must be the Church of Jesus, Mary, and Trader Joseph.
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member 5 months ago
Wow. Even when your sister isn’t a party to the argument?
Daltongang Premium Member 5 months ago
Must be part of the Trump conglomerate.