Cornered by Mike Baldwin for October 09, 2024

“Nothing” here worth looking @.

Gender reveal?

What’s up Doc?

It looks just like a p_nis only smaller.

And that will be 50 bucks for this advice.

You need approval from your insurance company and you need to logon our medical website. Fill out 27 questionnaire forms with family history. After that I can see you in 6 months.

But don’t worry, it is probably not fatal.

flash in the pan…

“Oh, and bring your insurance card and expect to be there a bit… it’s gonna take a while to fix all that!”

You gotta admire a lady who holds it together like that!

I have to admit….I hate it when this happens to me!:-)

This is great. Another great response: burst out laughing.

You get that out of a Cracker Jacks box?

Jack Flash isn’t jumping

Make an appointment but, offhand I’d say that thing has to come off.

My ding-a-ling, your ding-a-ling, it’s all about the ding-a-lings.

Meet big Rich and his twins.

The “root” of the problem seemed to be in the alley!!!!

“Go anywhere if you want it laughed at.”

Just giggle.

My experience has been, most bear men have smaller ones with no hanging bag. But I still love me a bear. So huggable.

Reminds me of the book Herman Melville wrote.

First reaction advice: “Don’t anybody touch that! It looks like a terrible infection!”

Just hanging around…

Good one Mike! LOL!!

Chancroid.

‘Wait two weeks. It will fall off all by itself’.

He’s got his flashers on. She knows a hazard when she sees one.

I applaud this doctor. She’s found a way to make (his) crime pay!

“ Does this make me look fat?”

Hilarious! No notes.

I think that you have a disease. :)

Looks like you could use a growth hormone.

Would be fun to be so self possessed in the moment to have a great reaction like this. I at least manage to do a non-verbal-unimpressed-’don’t mess with this old lady’ expression. Usually come up with great rejoinders a couple of hours later.

Sort of what Stormy Daniels wanted to say, but wasn’t allowed to!

a pretty flashy outfit.

She should’ve said: “It’s no big thing”.

When is she gonna tell him she’s a podiatrist? :)

so he’s got a… hernia he wants her to look at??

I’m a nurse and that thing looks infected. You probably need to see a doctor before it falls off.

An English teacher would say: “No short courses in dangling participles!”

Also: He prepped so hard for a life of crime only to show his shortcomings!

“Hello, I’m Dr. Pimple Popper, and I can fix that for you.”