I have to pick up something from the pharmacy today. They open at 9:00, but I’m going to be there at 9:15, in the spirit of the day today. I may even tell the pharmacist “I’m sorry I’m late.”
“Sorry, Dave’s not here right now, but if you’ll leave a message under the concrete block, he’ll get back to you as soon as possible… thanks, an’ have a great day!”
Peter: Let me ask you something. When you come in on Monday and you’re not feeling real well, does anyone ever say to you, “Sounds like someone has a case of the Mondays?”Lawrence: No. No, man. Sh!t, no, man. I believe you’d get your a$$ kicked sayin’ something like that, man.
I have a watch that automatically picks up the atomic clock time broadcast overnight. I may not always be on time, but I can tell you exactly how late I am.
Earthling Premium Member 2 months ago
I think Dave might be eternally Late.
sergioandrade Premium Member 2 months ago
GoComics was at least 15 minutes later than usual today.
Zykoic 2 months ago
Watershed movie.
The Duke 2 months ago
Dave? Dave’s not here.
pearlsbs 2 months ago
I’m retired. The best I can do is wake up late. That’s not going to be hard since it is almost 2:00am right now.
blunebottle 2 months ago
S: “Come. Come now, or you will be late.”
A.D.: “Late? What for?”
S: “What is your name, human?”
A.D.: “Dent. Arthur Dent.”
S: “Late, as in the late Dent Arthur Dent. It’s a sort of threat, you see.”
Doug K 2 months ago
Can you ever be late for something, Hal?
I can’t do that Dave.
Dobie Premium Member 2 months ago
Just be fifteen minutes late… and use the side door.
Kornfield Kounty 2 months ago
“It’s never too late to do nothing at all.” Allen Ginsberg
Jeff0811 2 months ago
I have to pick up something from the pharmacy today. They open at 9:00, but I’m going to be there at 9:15, in the spirit of the day today. I may even tell the pharmacist “I’m sorry I’m late.”
Totalloser Premium Member 2 months ago
the TPS reports will be late
ladykat 2 months ago
Maybe Dave is working from home and the boss never noticed.
julie.mason1 Premium Member 2 months ago
Hey. That’s not Dave’s workspace. That’s Rubik’s cubicle.
cactusbob333 2 months ago
I have been here. Just busy looking for my red Swingline stapler. Has anyone seen my red Swingline stapler? Anybody? It’s red.
Brilliant_Birdie 2 months ago
Right when schools starting for the kiddos as well!
wildlandwaters 2 months ago
“Sorry, Dave’s not here right now, but if you’ll leave a message under the concrete block, he’ll get back to you as soon as possible… thanks, an’ have a great day!”
Howard'sMyHero 2 months ago
I was consistently 3 minutes late for work … just so I could say I was always late on time …!
The Brooklyn Accent Premium Member 2 months ago
Let us praise the late Dave Whamond.
Rich Douglas 2 months ago
Oh, THAT Lumberg!
Stephen Gilberg 2 months ago
Oh hey, before I knew this, I was a minute late for a meeting.
Zoomer&Yeti 2 months ago
“Whaaat’s happening?”
TrixieinDixie Premium Member 2 months ago
Peter: Let me ask you something. When you come in on Monday and you’re not feeling real well, does anyone ever say to you, “Sounds like someone has a case of the Mondays?”Lawrence: No. No, man. Sh!t, no, man. I believe you’d get your a$$ kicked sayin’ something like that, man.
backyardcowboy 2 months ago
Dave should have Death standing there looking at the hourglass on his wrist. (Or Charon waiting for Dave)
lawguy05 2 months ago
My usual commute to the office is around an hour. This morning it was an hour and a half. I was late.
the lost wizard 2 months ago
Everybody ends up being late. R.I.P. :)
namelocdet 2 months ago
Lumberg needs those TPS Reports on time! Did you read the memo Dave?
Nuclear Nemesis 2 months ago
I have a watch that automatically picks up the atomic clock time broadcast overnight. I may not always be on time, but I can tell you exactly how late I am.