Day by Dave by Dave Whamond for September 04, 2024

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    Earthling Premium Member 3 months ago

    I think Dave might be eternally Late.

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    sergioandrade Premium Member 3 months ago

    GoComics was at least 15 minutes later than usual today.

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    Zykoic  3 months ago

    Watershed movie.

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    The Duke  3 months ago

    Dave? Dave’s not here.

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    pearlsbs  3 months ago

    I’m retired. The best I can do is wake up late. That’s not going to be hard since it is almost 2:00am right now.

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    blunebottle  3 months ago

    S: “Come. Come now, or you will be late.”

    A.D.: “Late? What for?”

    S: “What is your name, human?”

    A.D.: “Dent. Arthur Dent.”

    S: “Late, as in the late Dent Arthur Dent. It’s a sort of threat, you see.”

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    Doug K  3 months ago

    Can you ever be late for something, Hal?

    I can’t do that Dave.

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    Dobie  Premium Member 3 months ago

    Just be fifteen minutes late… and use the side door.

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    Kornfield Kounty  3 months ago

    “It’s never too late to do nothing at all.” Allen Ginsberg

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    Jeff0811  3 months ago

    I have to pick up something from the pharmacy today. They open at 9:00, but I’m going to be there at 9:15, in the spirit of the day today. I may even tell the pharmacist “I’m sorry I’m late.”

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    Totalloser Premium Member 3 months ago

    the TPS reports will be late

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    ladykat  3 months ago

    Maybe Dave is working from home and the boss never noticed.

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    julie.mason1 Premium Member 3 months ago

    Hey. That’s not Dave’s workspace. That’s Rubik’s cubicle.

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    cactusbob333  3 months ago

    I have been here. Just busy looking for my red Swingline stapler. Has anyone seen my red Swingline stapler? Anybody? It’s red.

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    Brilliant_Birdie   3 months ago

    Right when schools starting for the kiddos as well!

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    wildlandwaters  3 months ago

    “Sorry, Dave’s not here right now, but if you’ll leave a message under the concrete block, he’ll get back to you as soon as possible… thanks, an’ have a great day!”

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    Howard'sMyHero  3 months ago

    I was consistently 3 minutes late for work … just so I could say I was always late on time …!

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    The Brooklyn Accent Premium Member 3 months ago

    Let us praise the late Dave Whamond.

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    Rich Douglas  3 months ago

    Oh, THAT Lumberg!

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    Stephen Gilberg  3 months ago

    Oh hey, before I knew this, I was a minute late for a meeting.

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    Zoomer&Yeti  3 months ago

    “Whaaat’s happening?”

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    TrixieinDixie Premium Member 3 months ago

    Peter: Let me ask you something. When you come in on Monday and you’re not feeling real well, does anyone ever say to you, “Sounds like someone has a case of the Mondays?”Lawrence: No. No, man. Sh!t, no, man. I believe you’d get your a$$ kicked sayin’ something like that, man.

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    backyardcowboy  3 months ago

    Dave should have Death standing there looking at the hourglass on his wrist. (Or Charon waiting for Dave)

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    lawguy05  3 months ago

    My usual commute to the office is around an hour. This morning it was an hour and a half. I was late.

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    the lost wizard  3 months ago

    Everybody ends up being late. R.I.P. :)

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    namelocdet  3 months ago

    Lumberg needs those TPS Reports on time! Did you read the memo Dave?

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    Nuclear Nemesis  3 months ago

    I have a watch that automatically picks up the atomic clock time broadcast overnight. I may not always be on time, but I can tell you exactly how late I am.

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