Day by Dave by Dave Whamond for September 03, 2024

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    ncrist  3 months ago

    three jokes in one Comic! Talk about packed like strong coffee! That woke my funny bone!

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    The Duke  3 months ago

    I didn’t feed my pet rock regularly and it died. They use to call me Rock, until I got soft.

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    pschearer Premium Member 3 months ago

    I never metamorphic I didn’t like.

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    Zykoic  3 months ago

    My pet rock drowned in the local pond while skipping.

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    j_m_kuehl  3 months ago

    At least it’s Moss free

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    The Reader Premium Member 3 months ago

    Still looking for that blue jean queen, prettiest girl I ever seen, see her shake on the movie screen, Jimmy Dean.

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    markkahler52  3 months ago

    No jelly in that roll, eh?!

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    ᴮᴼᴿᴱᴰ2ᴰᴱᴬᵀᴴ  3 months ago

    as sad as it is that there’s a “national day” to commemorate a meme from the mid 1970’s, it is NOT today

    NPRD is the first Sunday in September, so the date changes from year to year

    guess when you can’t be bothered to create new content, mistakes are bound to happen

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    Dobie  Premium Member 3 months ago

    I bet I could throw a rock in here and come up with better jokes!

    Nope! Just a window!

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    Dobber Premium Member 3 months ago

    Does anyone under 60 know what a pet rock is?

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    P51Strega  3 months ago

    It’s chasing it’s dream to play in a rock band.

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    backyardcowboy  3 months ago

    Dave’s still a little mental

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    wongo  3 months ago

    Rock on Bro!

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    christelisbetty  3 months ago

    I couldn’t find my pet rock,one day, after school.My parents told me it had gone to a big farm in the country, where it could roll around in the fields with lots of other rocks………

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    WDDIM  3 months ago

    People this igneous shouldn’t have pet rocks.

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    ladykat  3 months ago

    If it’s rolling, it will gather no moss.

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    mindjob  3 months ago

    Looks like he’s stuck between a pet rock and a hard place

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    MuddyUSA  Premium Member 3 months ago

    Funny!

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    Brilliant_Birdie   3 months ago

    Are you sure it was his rock? you might need concrete evidence for that

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    wildlandwaters  3 months ago

    maybe you can’t see it cuz it metamorphed…

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    Shikamoo Premium Member 3 months ago

    Dave was stoned when he wrote this one.

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    Mike Baldwin creator 3 months ago

    And Keep your rock out of my garden, you wouldn’t believe the number of Pebbles it leaves behind.

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    Kroykali  3 months ago

    Dave forgot that he killed Goliath with it.

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    Howard'sMyHero  3 months ago

    Dave hits another triple …!!!

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    Zoomer&Yeti  3 months ago

    It’s probably Been a long time since he etc . . .

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    Digital Frog  3 months ago

    can’t blame it for the birds, they were trying to get stoned

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    Sue Ellen  3 months ago

    You promised to love him, and hug him, and pet him, and call him George! Then you go and lose him? No more pets for you!

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    stillfickled Premium Member 3 months ago

    Dave is just mental.

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