three jokes in one Comic! Talk about packed like strong coffee! That woke my funny bone!
I didn’t feed my pet rock regularly and it died. They use to call me Rock, until I got soft.
I never metamorphic I didn’t like.
My pet rock drowned in the local pond while skipping.
At least it’s Moss free
Still looking for that blue jean queen, prettiest girl I ever seen, see her shake on the movie screen, Jimmy Dean.
No jelly in that roll, eh?!
as sad as it is that there’s a “national day” to commemorate a meme from the mid 1970’s, it is NOT today
NPRD is the first Sunday in September, so the date changes from year to year
guess when you can’t be bothered to create new content, mistakes are bound to happen
I bet I could throw a rock in here and come up with better jokes!
Nope! Just a window!
Does anyone under 60 know what a pet rock is?
It’s chasing it’s dream to play in a rock band.
Dave’s still a little mental
Rock on Bro!
I couldn’t find my pet rock,one day, after school.My parents told me it had gone to a big farm in the country, where it could roll around in the fields with lots of other rocks………
People this igneous shouldn’t have pet rocks.
If it’s rolling, it will gather no moss.
Looks like he’s stuck between a pet rock and a hard place
Funny!
Are you sure it was his rock? you might need concrete evidence for that
maybe you can’t see it cuz it metamorphed…
Dave was stoned when he wrote this one.
And Keep your rock out of my garden, you wouldn’t believe the number of Pebbles it leaves behind.
Dave forgot that he killed Goliath with it.
Dave hits another triple …!!!
It’s probably Been a long time since he etc . . .
can’t blame it for the birds, they were trying to get stoned
You promised to love him, and hug him, and pet him, and call him George! Then you go and lose him? No more pets for you!
Dave is just mental.
ncrist 2 months ago
three jokes in one Comic! Talk about packed like strong coffee! That woke my funny bone!
The Duke 2 months ago
I didn’t feed my pet rock regularly and it died. They use to call me Rock, until I got soft.
pschearer Premium Member 2 months ago
I never metamorphic I didn’t like.
Zykoic 2 months ago
My pet rock drowned in the local pond while skipping.
j_m_kuehl 2 months ago
At least it’s Moss free
The Reader Premium Member 2 months ago
Still looking for that blue jean queen, prettiest girl I ever seen, see her shake on the movie screen, Jimmy Dean.
markkahler52 2 months ago
No jelly in that roll, eh?!
ᴮᴼᴿᴱᴰ2ᴰᴱᴬᵀᴴ 2 months ago
as sad as it is that there’s a “national day” to commemorate a meme from the mid 1970’s, it is NOT today
NPRD is the first Sunday in September, so the date changes from year to year
guess when you can’t be bothered to create new content, mistakes are bound to happen
Dobie Premium Member 2 months ago
I bet I could throw a rock in here and come up with better jokes!
Nope! Just a window!
Dobber Premium Member 2 months ago
Does anyone under 60 know what a pet rock is?
P51Strega 2 months ago
It’s chasing it’s dream to play in a rock band.
backyardcowboy 2 months ago
Dave’s still a little mental
wongo 2 months ago
Rock on Bro!
christelisbetty 2 months ago
I couldn’t find my pet rock,one day, after school.My parents told me it had gone to a big farm in the country, where it could roll around in the fields with lots of other rocks………
WDDIM 2 months ago
People this igneous shouldn’t have pet rocks.
ladykat 2 months ago
If it’s rolling, it will gather no moss.
mindjob 2 months ago
Looks like he’s stuck between a pet rock and a hard place
MuddyUSA Premium Member 2 months ago
Funny!
Brilliant_Birdie 2 months ago
Are you sure it was his rock? you might need concrete evidence for that
wildlandwaters 2 months ago
maybe you can’t see it cuz it metamorphed…
Shikamoo Premium Member 2 months ago
Dave was stoned when he wrote this one.
Mike Baldwin creator 2 months ago
And Keep your rock out of my garden, you wouldn’t believe the number of Pebbles it leaves behind.
Kroykali 2 months ago
Dave forgot that he killed Goliath with it.
Howard'sMyHero 2 months ago
Dave hits another triple …!!!
Zoomer&Yeti 2 months ago
It’s probably Been a long time since he etc . . .
Digital Frog 2 months ago
can’t blame it for the birds, they were trying to get stoned
Sue Ellen 2 months ago
You promised to love him, and hug him, and pet him, and call him George! Then you go and lose him? No more pets for you!
stillfickled Premium Member 2 months ago
Dave is just mental.