Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for September 08, 2024

nice to see Andy showing some … concern about … someone shrug

I am sure Andy and Nobby have met in the cells in gaol / jail.

It’s getting so bad a guy can’t make a dishonest living anymore.

“Allegedly.. that’s what I heard… Pure scuttlebutt , please tell him from me if you meet him.”

Nobby just needs to learn computer hacking. Probably a lot easier and more profitable.

Nobby , Nobby , Nobby, Jewel Heists are the way to go !

Banks do the robbing.

This Is unusual. Andy’s glass is ‘fuller’ than Chalkie’s. A refill, perhaps?

All he needs is a skill upgrade and impersonate a rich princess trying to bring her fortune to the U.S. and needs a go between to accept a check.

So, Nobby can branch into hi-tech criminality—stealing people’s ID’s and using them to rob banks. Not as exciting as barging in with a gun, but probably more profitable.

My Daddy was a bankrobber

But he never hurt nobody

He just loved to live that way

And he loved to steal your money

And a nicely dressed one, too.

There’s good and bad in everything, I guess.

And there you have it…….

Is Nobby’s middle name “Knees?”

Nobby used to be the traditional nickname for men whose surname was Clark(e).

Nobby gonna have to start robbing Piggy Banks now. Small time loot but hey, it’s a living.

He could have tried the banking glitch that went viral on TikTok last weekend. Bunch of morons are now being charged with bank fraud.

Figures Andy would be acquainted with a bank robber.

Sounds like he will have to learn how to rob online accts.

Of course Nobbie would not like all the local banks closing

It’s true that bank tellers aren’t very busy now. I expressed surprise at not having to wait in line on a Friday afternoon, and the tellers nervously told me not to say so too loudly.