Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for September 19, 2024

you’re just a little ahead of schedule

Oh! My! Stars! I laughed way too hard at this.

very lucrative opportunity, Double billing for your services

… Johnny-come-lately The new kid in town Everybody loves you So don’t let them down

Come back when you get that chip off your shoulder.

Denis Dimbleby Bagley is trying to get a head in advertising.

Women say, “Men are always thinking with their little heads.” Is this what they mean?

Huge doctor’s office exam bed. I’m sure there are real good reasons for that.

Creepy

Please don’t get a head of yourself.

Paul Anka sang “Put Your Head on My Shoulder”

That examination table looks comfy … very comfy!

But Doc, you said you would remove a growth from my shoulder.

He’s going to get ahead in advertising :-)

Rosey Grier and Ray Milland would have liked to have this film surgically removed from their resumes. (Google “The Thing With Two Heads,” youngsters)

Heads, you lose.

If that were a foot sticking out of the patient’s shoulder the doctor could have said: “You’ve grown another foot since we last met.”

Just great! Another mouth to feed.

Been thinking about two headed people. I think they are two people sharing one body. I wonder how they share control of their common body. They each can’t control half, as the left hand wouldn’t know what the right hand was doing, or dividing it another way, the top half versus the bottom half. Control has to be shared, but who decides what’s for supper, and does each person eat half the meal, or one do all the eating especially when one loves a food the other can’t stand.

Then there’s alcohol consumption, both will feel the effects, but what if one person is more tolerant of alcohol. Does the less tolerant do the throwing up, or both?

When dating, do they double date, or is one a third wheel. What if they both like the same companion, or worse, one can’t stand the other’s choice of partner? I’ll stop there on this aspect.

How do they manage education? Do they pay double tuition? Suppose each chooses a different area of study. How do they arrange class schedules and study times? Then there is the big question, how do they take tests, one test paper or two? Are they cheating on any test they take, just by default, because they can see the other’s answers?

He’s a spokesperson for Head and Shoulders.

I’m sure any medical university hospital would be glad to see him.

When the doctor wondered out loud how this could have happened, the little shoulder guy said that it started as a pimple on his @ss.

but aren’t two heads better than one?

Is he in advertising?

Can’t believe I’m still referring to a movie that came out in 1989.

“But he’s got great insurance!”

Hey, I thought 2 heads were better than 1! ;-) Weekends coming baby! Almost there !

just charge ’im double!

But I need a second opinion!

“Quaid!! Start…the…machine!!”

One patient maybe, but not too.