I’m not sure if he’s an astronomer or just a space cadet.
Basch & Lomb turned him down because he just couldn’t see the end of the project…
Is he being interviewed for a custodial position —
— to sweep up some space around the observatory?
Shouldn’t it be National Astronomy NIGHT?
Staring into space is actually the world’s oldest profession.
You can’t just walk in and get a job in astronomy; you have to planet to be your career.
If Astronomy was my job, I wouldn’t just work it, I’d rocket.
He’s well qualified.
Dave continues: “… and I can name all the stars in Hollywood and where they live. (I used to be a stalker there).”
I’m a Taurus. ☻
“And Stare Trek is my favorite TV show.”
That happens with a lot of jobs.
I’d give him the job if he could name a Messier object
These jokes are turning into a Cluster…
Staring into space (at night) was quite the sight before all the light pollution existed.
How about the space between his ears? That’s vast.
Today is the autumnal equinox, which means that you better get busy storing up nuts for winter…
…thinking nebulous thoughts and eating Mars Bars and Milky Ways…
Things are looking up. :)
I’ll bet that, like my grandsons, there’s a star named Dave …!
( dunno about Whamond )
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So did I. Got some of my best ideas that way. Alas, none were about work.
a job in astronomy gives you space to grow…
Dave got hit in the head so hard that he saw stars.
“Great! We’re looking for a Space Cadet like you!”
oldpine52 7 days ago
I’m not sure if he’s an astronomer or just a space cadet.
markkahler52 7 days ago
Basch & Lomb turned him down because he just couldn’t see the end of the project…
Doug K 7 days ago
Is he being interviewed for a custodial position —
— to sweep up some space around the observatory?
Kroykali 7 days ago
Shouldn’t it be National Astronomy NIGHT?
Kornfield Kounty 7 days ago
Staring into space is actually the world’s oldest profession.
P51Strega 7 days ago
You can’t just walk in and get a job in astronomy; you have to planet to be your career.
P51Strega 7 days ago
If Astronomy was my job, I wouldn’t just work it, I’d rocket.
Dobber Premium Member 7 days ago
He’s well qualified.
backyardcowboy 7 days ago
Dave continues: “… and I can name all the stars in Hollywood and where they live. (I used to be a stalker there).”
Dobie Premium Member 7 days ago
I’m a Taurus. ☻
Havel 7 days ago
“And Stare Trek is my favorite TV show.”
ladykat 7 days ago
That happens with a lot of jobs.
mindjob 7 days ago
I’d give him the job if he could name a Messier object
Kroykali 7 days ago
These jokes are turning into a Cluster…
FireAnt_Hater 7 days ago
Staring into space (at night) was quite the sight before all the light pollution existed.
FassEddie 7 days ago
How about the space between his ears? That’s vast.
CleverHans Premium Member 7 days ago
Today is the autumnal equinox, which means that you better get busy storing up nuts for winter…
The Brooklyn Accent Premium Member 7 days ago
…thinking nebulous thoughts and eating Mars Bars and Milky Ways…
the lost wizard 7 days ago
Things are looking up. :)
Howard'sMyHero 7 days ago
I’ll bet that, like my grandsons, there’s a star named Dave …!
( dunno about Whamond )
ꜝ 7 days ago
ᴇUREKA! – URANUS – URECTUM
youtu.Be/0czFnIvKOJY
ғᴜᴛᴜʀᴀᴍᴀ
crazeekatlady 7 days ago
So did I. Got some of my best ideas that way. Alas, none were about work.
gopher gofer 6 days ago
a job in astronomy gives you space to grow…
Shikamoo Premium Member 6 days ago
Dave got hit in the head so hard that he saw stars.
wildlandwaters 6 days ago
“Great! We’re looking for a Space Cadet like you!”