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Look, heās brought Legos from the future and has built a little city. Nice. Too bad he has food on that huge āstache though. Yuck, it stinks all the way over here.. Iām outa here.
Please travel back to a sufficient enough amount of time before Nov 2, 2024, to visit every American of voting age.
Bring with you instances from the future of TrumpMAGA & Co actions negatively affecting the United States economy severely enough that even the most passionate Trump cult members are at long last able to set aside their emotion-based delusions to finally grok what an existential threat (to the project of democratic republics) that orange tanned $ h ! T h e a d poses.
Of course, conservatives will still vote overwhelmingly for their (and the rest of ours) near total (if not absolute) demise, but maybe enough non-conservatives who sat out the 2024 election will finally grok why it matters that they vote (even if youāre not for the candidate opposing, say, a Trump, voting to elect his opponent prevents such an evil entity from becoming President 47. Get it? Finally?!).
I hope you undertake this vital mission, Mr. Percival Dunwoody.
If Percivalās father had been bitten by a radioactive sarsaparilla-hoarder while attending a school science fair, then he would be Sarsaparilla-hoarder Man.
phritzg Premium Member 3 months ago
If his grandparents and parents never got married, does that mean Percy is illegitimate?
Gent 3 months ago
Not to mention he never let him learning to daw Doug.
Huckleberry Hiroshima Premium Member 3 months ago
Look, heās brought Legos from the future and has built a little city. Nice. Too bad he has food on that huge āstache though. Yuck, it stinks all the way over here.. Iām outa here.
gigagrouch 3 months ago
Maybe he should just settle for telling his future parents not to name him āPercivalā?
lsnrchrd.1 Premium Member 3 months ago
To Percival Dunwoody, Esquire:
Dear Sir,
Please travel back to a sufficient enough amount of time before Nov 2, 2024, to visit every American of voting age.
Bring with you instances from the future of TrumpMAGA & Co actions negatively affecting the United States economy severely enough that even the most passionate Trump cult members are at long last able to set aside their emotion-based delusions to finally grok what an existential threat (to the project of democratic republics) that orange tanned $ h ! T h e a d poses.
Of course, conservatives will still vote overwhelmingly for their (and the rest of ours) near total (if not absolute) demise, but maybe enough non-conservatives who sat out the 2024 election will finally grok why it matters that they vote (even if youāre not for the candidate opposing, say, a Trump, voting to elect his opponent prevents such an evil entity from becoming President 47. Get it? Finally?!).
I hope you undertake this vital mission, Mr. Percival Dunwoody.
Thank you for your support.
Signed,
The United States of America
tarnsman 3 months ago
If Percivalās father had been bitten by a radioactive sarsaparilla-hoarder while attending a school science fair, then he would be Sarsaparilla-hoarder Man.
norphos 3 months ago
How badly does this guy want to screw up this own future, as well as the timeline in general?
Funny_Ha_Ha 3 months ago
Time twisting for dummies.