Super-Fun-Pak Comix by Ruben Bolling for December 21, 2024

If his grandparents and parents never got married, does that mean Percy is illegitimate?

Not to mention he never let him learning to daw Doug.

Look, he’s brought Legos from the future and has built a little city. Nice. Too bad he has food on that huge ‘stache though. Yuck, it stinks all the way over here.. I’m outa here.

Maybe he should just settle for telling his future parents not to name him “Percival”?

To Percival Dunwoody, Esquire:

Dear Sir,

Please travel back to a sufficient enough amount of time before Nov 2, 2024, to visit every American of voting age.

Bring with you instances from the future of TrumpMAGA & Co actions negatively affecting the United States economy severely enough that even the most passionate Trump cult members are at long last able to set aside their emotion-based delusions to finally grok what an existential threat (to the project of democratic republics) that orange tanned $ h ! T h e a d poses.

Of course, conservatives will still vote overwhelmingly for their (and the rest of ours) near total (if not absolute) demise, but maybe enough non-conservatives who sat out the 2024 election will finally grok why it matters that they vote (even if you’re not for the candidate opposing, say, a Trump, voting to elect his opponent prevents such an evil entity from becoming President 47. Get it? Finally?!).

I hope you undertake this vital mission, Mr. Percival Dunwoody.

Thank you for your support.

Signed,

The United States of America

If Percival’s father had been bitten by a radioactive sarsaparilla-hoarder while attending a school science fair, then he would be Sarsaparilla-hoarder Man.

How badly does this guy want to screw up this own future, as well as the timeline in general?

Time twisting for dummies.