Strange Brew by John Deering for September 25, 2024

3-D “Avian” printing is available.

That peacock does NOTHING ….. for you!!

/SHEESH\

I like the alternatives.

But Pirate Rick, we’ll always have parrots.

missed the deadline for “talk like a pirate” day

I would have gone in the opposite direction with perhaps, a parakeet!

With birds that big, they are officially standing on the poop deck regardless of whether they are on a boat or land.

Sadly, the second mate got stuck with the ostrich and didn’t make it.

Why is the guy in the middle wearing panties and no pants? Is it that type of ship?

“Sorry, Davey. All the Pirate Supply Store had was a Blue-Footed Booby!”

What would the alternatives be for Peg-Legs?

Let’s see yur new arrgyle sock.

I saw the peacock immediately. Took a second look to see the duck / goose.

Captain Jack got a sparrow.

But they did have a sale on these fabulous ear rings.

How much did you pay for them?

Two dollars!

Not bad for a buccaneer.

Actually, “poop deck” comes from the word “puppa”, Latin for the stern or rear of a ship.

Peacocks don’t last long in confined environments. They have a shriek like someone being garroted with a dull wire. Somebody usually does away with it in order to get some sleep.

from ARRR to ARRRGGG!

Well, they’re pirates, not parrot-troopers.