Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for September 30, 2024

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    BasilBruce  about 5 hours ago

    And now you’re going to hear “Sixteen Tons” while we keep you on hold for an hour.

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    B UTTONS  about 5 hours ago

    … that is what some rude caller named Pastis told us when we asked when we could expect a deposit to your account.

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    sirbadger  about 5 hours ago

    If you have vacation time saved up, you can stop working a month before you die.

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    blunebottle  about 4 hours ago

    I’ve long said: “Freedom 85!”

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    Croc Holliday  about 2 hours ago

    True of too many Americans who haven’t saved adequately for retirement.

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    iggyman  about 1 hour ago

    You might end up working at 7-11 posthumously, Pig, not something to look forward to!

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    carlosrivers  about 1 hour ago

    So, just hand over all that social security money you won’t be needing…

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