Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for September 19, 2024

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    Randy B Premium Member 3 months ago

    My dearest Mother assures me that I am a Very Special Boy, and that I fully deserve every medal and award that I have purchased.

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    tudza Premium Member 3 months ago

    Let’s go for a swim then, right now.

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    The Old Wolf  3 months ago

    I respectfully decline to participate in your psychosis.

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    Hugh B. Hayve  3 months ago

    Yet you only came in second in the “bulletproof vest” competition…

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    Ubintold  3 months ago

    Don’t know you, and don’t care to.

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    Bill Thompson  3 months ago

    It takes a lot of brass to say that!

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    markkahler52  3 months ago

    Enough campaigning already!!

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    PraiseofFolly  3 months ago

    Reginald had by far the most bling of any server at ‘Mr. Friendly Food’.

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    3hourtour Premium Member 3 months ago

    …well…I’m the rubber and you’re the glue…

    …and everything you say bounces off me…

    …and stick to you…

    NO! Archibald…

    …you’re missing the Grape Nehi bottle cap…

    …Jerry’s Comic Con mithril suit…

    …working at the funeral parlor had its benefits…

    …and leaving all of those medals just to be buried seemed such a waste…

    …Elijah Wood’s brother…

    …Peyton-Morning-Wood…

    …won every Scouting Pinewood Derby race in Cedar Rapids since 1987…

    …The Old Wolf’s Frog Applause commenters award jacket…

    …Greta kept this photo in her bra…

    …though she never married him…

    …her husband never knew she was in love with the best man…

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    Brass Orchid Premium Member 3 months ago

    That’s awesome. We can discuss it some more after you have scrubbed the toilets.

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    goboboyd  3 months ago

    Participation trophies have jumped the shark.

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    Kaputnik  3 months ago

    None of your petty nitpicking can get through my impenetrable shield of decorations.

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    Lafsalot  3 months ago

    You read my mind!

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    charles9156  3 months ago

    heavy, man

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    Linguist  3 months ago

    Sounds like something my ex-wife used to screech.

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    *Space Madness at The Station*  3 months ago

    Rope-A-Dope…

    Smoken

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    lemonbaskt  3 months ago

    the army navy stores favorite customer

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    derrelldurrett Premium Member 3 months ago

    Channeling someone, is he?

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    Zebrastripes  3 months ago
    Sounds like a guy I knew!

    He was so narcissistic! He was so infatuated with himself he carried a mirror in his pocket so he can look at himself all day long! TRUE story!

    He was my exs friend and was in my bridal party! I should have known better…my ex was a narcissistic blowhard also!
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    Slowly, he turned...  3 months ago

    and my girl is red hot, your girl ain’t doodly squat…

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    Rev Phnk Ey  3 months ago

    Please take off your shoes and belt before going through the medal detector .. er, wait, metal detector.

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    davewhamond creator 3 months ago

    Look at all those medals. Sigh, I always get behind this guy at Airport Security.

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    Howard'sMyHero  3 months ago

    Arrrgh … Happy “Talk Like A Pirate Day” to all my fellow LAME MATES today …!

    ( today’s character above should have to walk the plank )

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    coltish1.  3 months ago

    He’s going to need the skills of a competent chiropractor.

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    6turtle9  3 months ago

    One is the loneliest number that you ever heard…

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    Buoy  3 months ago

    Being nothing is rather satisfying. Thank you.

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    davidob  3 months ago

    I am SO glad we’ve got your number!

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    *Space Madness at The Station*  3 months ago

    More importantly you got make-up and bling girly girl.

    Look as good as they say so, pretty woman.Roy Orbison.

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    *Space Madness at The Station*  3 months ago

    When in doubt I pull out my Rock and Roll Band.

    Ted Nugent

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    Imagine  3 months ago

    Did somebody say something?

    Nope. Nobody here.

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    Balancing Act in my tip a canoe basketball tip off.

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    *Space Madness at The Station*  3 months ago

    Play Ball…

    Tip Game Overhead brain freeze.

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    *Space Madness at The Station*  3 months ago

    Thumbs up and pin them on one at a time.

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