Pickles by Brian Crane for October 03, 2024

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    ᴮᴼᴿᴱᴰ2ᴰᴱᴬᵀᴴ  about 1 month ago

    you still have to lift the fork up to your mouth

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    sirbadger  about 1 month ago

    Two more things you have to remember to charge.

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    Ratkin Premium Member about 1 month ago

    Manual pepper mills are torture for those with arthritis of the hands.

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    eromlig  about 1 month ago

    These days, I exercise my options and jog my memory. Oh, and stretch my fish stories…

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    jessebob42  about 1 month ago

    I like my salt to come out of the million year old salt mines. Sea salt has micro plastics, so has lost it’s appeal as a marketing vector.

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    syzygy47  about 1 month ago

    Electric salt and pepper mills? Okay Opal, then you can be the one to fire the domestic servants

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    iggyman  about 1 month ago

    I imagine batteries not included?!

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    sarahbowl1 Premium Member about 1 month ago

    And just another thing to buy batteries for!

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    phritzg Premium Member about 1 month ago

    How soon until those salt and pepper shakers become “smart” so we have to use our phones to operate them? Will they send us a text telling us they need to be refilled, or will they automatically order refills from some etailer?

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    MayCauseBurns  about 1 month ago

    …that and the Refrigerator Door Pull

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    Cactus-Pete  about 1 month ago

    Uh, the whole point is that you don’t shake them, and you get freshly ground seasonings.

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    Queen of America  about 1 month ago

    He’ll still get arm lifts because he has to pick it up,

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    Queen of America  about 1 month ago

    When I gave blood last month, the tech told me that the pink band she used is great for opening jars. She said she’d never notice if I slipped it into my purse.I LOVE that band! I wrap it around pickle jars, olive jars – anything I can’t open, and it works like a charm. I had to give more blood last week and one slipped into my purse for my sister,

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    ddl297  about 1 month ago

    How do you refill these gizmos? With my arthritis, it’s become difficult to open & close (properly) the ordinary shakers when filling them.

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    Little Caesar  about 1 month ago

    Next they’ll invent a speaker that you tell to turn on your lights….

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    Frank Salem Premium Member about 1 month ago

    It made me laugh.

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    iggyman  about 1 month ago

    Horrible thought, does Earl shake his booty to exercise the rest of him?!

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    SamT53  about 1 month ago

    Now that he mentioned it, me too. Thanks, Earl!

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    My First Premium Member about 1 month ago

    I married a dietician, and our saltshaker disappeared “mysteriously”, about 10 years ago. How I miss that little sucker.

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    Stocky One  about 1 month ago

    I get lots of exercise – jumping to conclusions, rolling my eyes, pushing the envelope…

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    gozirra2 Premium Member about 1 month ago

    Some time ago I read a story of a guy inviting his girlfriend to dinner at his home with his parents. The girlfriend had trouble with the saltshaker even though she could the salt inside. Turns out his parents were frugal and had put the salt from bag of pretzels in the saltshaker. Definitely could have used an electric salt grinder.

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    mckeonfuneralhomebx  about 1 month ago

    In the year 2525 if man is still alive……that song was so true

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    ANIMAL  about 1 month ago

    The KING of lazy is complaining about automation.?

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    royq27  about 1 month ago

    Well, now you will maintain strength in your thumbs…

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    Saddenedby Premium Member about 1 month ago

    next thing you know they’ll have an auto grunter for the throne and I’ll lose my deep breathing exercises.

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    Daltongang Premium Member about 1 month ago

    Hey Earl look at it this way, you are no longer a Boomer, you are now a Gen Z’er. Just watch out, in case Opal decides you need some gages.

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    rhpii  about 1 month ago

    Just another way to separate you from your money.

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    oish  about 1 month ago

    They only cost $20 each and are non-refillable so once their empty you have to buy two new ones.

    Disposable income, disposable dispensables, disposable planet

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    ole goat Premium Member about 1 month ago

    Why don’t they make one for sugar??

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    MuddyUSA  Premium Member about 1 month ago

    Attaboy Earl…….

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    David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace  about 1 month ago

    If my beloved Earl goes downhill now we will know who is to blame.

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    Call me Ishmael  about 1 month ago

    I trust you were not favoring one hand : you don’t want uneven development!

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    Strawberry King  about 1 month ago

    Bought from the Electric Company (A TV show from the 70s.)

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    Dacker  Premium Member about 1 month ago

    I’ve been known to attach a cordless drill to a pepper mill when I need a half-cup of freshly ground pepper for a dry rub. Too bad I can’t post it or a URL here.

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