I used to keep racing snails. One day, I thought it would be a good idea to remove their shells to make them go faster. It didn’t work, it just made them sluggish.
Andy didn’t get offered the job because he did not meet the DEI Affirmative Action guidelines and Horace is trying to meet his quota of incompetent illegal immigrants. However, if Andy tries again next week he could be hired (Heaven forbid) to do the job of the aforementioned DEI/AA/II and his job evaluation will be on “Providing Leadership” for the aforementioned yada.
seanfear about 1 month ago
trust me, Andy … with kids, you do need these for your own safety
WelshRat Premium Member about 1 month ago
Who’d trust HIM with CHILDREN???
blunebottle about 1 month ago
Andy actually went to a job??
j_m_kuehl about 1 month ago
Wonder how much the Snail racing referee job pays?
snsurone76 about 1 month ago
L’shanah tovah to my fellow Jewish cappers. May the shofar blast bring peace and happiness to our people in the year 5785.
Jonathan Mason about 1 month ago
I used to keep racing snails. One day, I thought it would be a good idea to remove their shells to make them go faster. It didn’t work, it just made them sluggish.
danketaz Premium Member about 1 month ago
Maybe it’s Builder Bob cosplay.
littlejohn Premium Member about 1 month ago
At a guess, the last Snail Racing Referee got slimed.
James Wolfenstein about 1 month ago
Andy has very little to no experience with kids. And I think Horace forgot the kneepads and the cup. :D
Mugens Premium Member about 1 month ago
In spite of Andy’s well earned reputation and past experiences, I have to agree with him this time.
Huckleberry Hiroshima about 1 month ago
Where I’m from “soft play” is not something kids would do. Well, not get caught at doing.
Count Olaf Premium Member about 1 month ago
Andy didn’t get offered the job because he did not meet the DEI Affirmative Action guidelines and Horace is trying to meet his quota of incompetent illegal immigrants. However, if Andy tries again next week he could be hired (Heaven forbid) to do the job of the aforementioned DEI/AA/II and his job evaluation will be on “Providing Leadership” for the aforementioned yada.
asmbeers about 1 month ago
In reality, “health and safety” has harmed the UK economy far more than it helped keep people safe.
Mediatech about 1 month ago
He may want to add knee pads and a sports cup.
fgerbil46 about 1 month ago
Can’t blame Andy for not wanting THAT job!
BadCreaturesBecomeDems about 1 month ago
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baskate_2000 about 1 month ago
Overkill, or not …..
mckeonfuneralhomebx about 1 month ago
In every life one needs to know the players, he needs to be sent to pool halls, racetracks and bars.
ginkens001 about 1 month ago
Actually…the hard hat and vest aren’t bad ideas.
Cincoflex about 1 month ago
I think Happy Horace understands how rough little kids play!
scote1379 Premium Member about 1 month ago
Who in there right mind sends that sponge to a daycare for a job interview ?
stamps about 1 month ago
Those little kids must be from a rough neighborhood.
teachteed23 about 1 month ago
Shin guards! You forgot the shin guards!
Silence Dogood Premium Member about 1 month ago
Of course nowadays you need a bulletproof vest too…at least in the US!
DKHenderson about 1 month ago
I’ll bite. What is meant by “soft play” in the U.K?
ekke about 1 month ago
Sounds like appropriate and necessary protection … from the parents.
tad1 about 1 month ago
Given how rowdy some kids can be, I’d say the requirements are perfectly reasonable.
Andy L about 1 month ago
Horace clearly had no wish to hire Andy.