Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for October 02, 2024

Chores should be done by Oldbot or Dr Mels Killbots!!

Let mom do them.

How do you plan on financing your platform?

Never mind chores! Let’s talk dinner table issues! How much allowance do I get?

Stance on chores? Well me is grows up in middle class space station households see…

Chores are alright, as long as someone else does them!

Voters will also want to know her stance on some other issues, like how late is bedtime, must we do homework, how much phone and TV screen time we’re allowed, etc.

I was right, he’s gonna milk this gag for the rest of the week. Calvin & Hobbes only did it for a day or so.

Wow, just like real politicians, except they don’t bother with issues any more, just character assassination!

We must discuss the issue of having to be home when the streetlights come on (or its equivalent on the space station) in order to get my vote!

One of the reasons politics is so distasteful. Seldom does an ad say “Vote for me because I’m good.” They focus on “Don’t vote for him/her/whatever because he/she/whatever is bad.”

Ice cream for breakfast?

Let the previous administration do the chores.

Marie, are you going to buy the candy?

Ah yes, I’ve heard this political stance before. I think it goes by, “Drill, baby, drill!” At least, when it comes time for the dentist.

“Um … chores will do themselves. Got that idea from a former President.”

Cheese sauce improves vegetables for kids, more likely to eat them and calcium.