Dark Side of the Horse by Samson for November 03, 2024

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    BasilBruce  26 days ago

    Next stop: the hospital.

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    Panufo  26 days ago

    Always listen to the Greek chorus.

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    mokspr Premium Member 26 days ago

    There is no present like the time.

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    nesto49  26 days ago

    In the Mutts comic strip, Earl says, “Nothing lasts forever!”

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    WaitingMan  26 days ago

    “Why is there something rather than nothing” is one of the great philosophical questions, as Melody asks the reverse.

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    Dobie  Premium Member 26 days ago

    Yeah… a “smart” Horace would listen to Sine!

    … but we all know he’s not gonna!

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    kappy.mrnustik Premium Member 26 days ago

    Horace, you jerk.

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    Brass Orchid Premium Member 26 days ago

    But the back-up gift really is something.

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    Gent  26 days ago

    Not clocks a gift horsie in his mouth!

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    Imagine  26 days ago

    There’s a big difference between wishful thinking and reality.

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    Sir Isaac  26 days ago

    I wish there had been a little birdie to tell me all the times I was about to do something stupid.

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    scyphi26  26 days ago

    Personally, if I were Melody, I would just concede that I set myself up for that and take my lumps for it. :P

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    Argythree  26 days ago

    Horsie has no horse sense…

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    pat sandy creator 26 days ago

    listen to the bird, Horace…

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    Frank Burns Eats Worms  26 days ago

    “ I thought about getting you something nice, and it’s the thought that counts.”

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    The Brooklyn Accent Premium Member 26 days ago

    I guess nothing is sacred. To Horace, at least.

    (But to the late Kris Kristofferson, nothing ain’t worth nothing, but it’s free.)

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    Zebrastripes  26 days ago

    LITTERALLY, Horace, you’re a horses @ss! ☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

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    gocubzgo  26 days ago

    Panel 1: The early bird gets the worm, and promptly deposits it into the sleeping horse’s mouth.

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    dbrucepm  26 days ago

    she got plenty of nothing

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    Doug K  25 days ago

    The early bird catches the worm and feeds it to the sleeping horse.

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    eddi-TBH  25 days ago

    Horace, reconsider. Getting slapped with a horseshoe really hurts.

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    StephenRice  25 days ago

    Stop! in the name of love,

    Before she breaks your head!

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    mistercatworks  25 days ago

    I brought my girlfriend a gift-wrapped box of salt, because I had seen she was running out (and I was dead-broke). It did not go over as well as I had hoped, even with the handwritten message on the box. :(

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    davidob  25 days ago

    Blessed are those who expect nothing for they shall not be disappointed.

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    Shadow Fireclaws  25 days ago

    My sister did the exact same thing as Horace here. She asked our father one day what he wanted for his birthday and he said “Nothing”, so she got him a jar with nothing in it and on our father’s birthday gave it to him and said, “Here you go, Dad. It’s exactly what you wanted. I call it the Jar of Nothing!”

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