Rubes by Leigh Rubin for October 02, 2024

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    Ratkin Premium Member about 1 month ago

    How much did you shell out for his education? The yolk’s on you.

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    eromlig  about 1 month ago

    “The best planned lays of mice and men gang aft agley.”

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    STEPUP  about 1 month ago

    Well, someone ended up with egg on their face!!!

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    Kroykali  about 1 month ago

    This plan didn’t hatch like they thought it would.

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    The Reader Premium Member about 1 month ago

    At least he did better than the Dumpty’s boy.

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    Emmett Wayne  about 1 month ago

    His whole life in a nut…excuse me, eggshell.

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    uniquename  about 1 month ago

    All there dreams were scrambled.

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    Gent  about 1 month ago

    Well no wonder he is look eggsasperated.

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    Doug K  about 1 month ago

    Don’t count on a chicken’s whole life before it’s hatched.

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    Frank Burns Eats Worms  about 1 month ago

    He didn’t come through in the clutch.

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    The Brooklyn Accent Premium Member about 1 month ago

    Is this what empty nesters talk about?

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    Lablubber   about 1 month ago

    That’s what crack does to you.

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    ekke  about 1 month ago

    No sympathy here for those two. Compared to the pig, they’re hardly involved!

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    ArcticFox Premium Member about 1 month ago

    An egg-ceptional strip today, Leigh.

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    tony_n_jen2003  about 1 month ago

    On Monday I had an egg with 2 yolks.

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    tee929  about 1 month ago

    Best Dad joke of the Day—-or is “lay”?

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    gopher gofer  about 1 month ago

    the kid laid an egg…

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    paullp Premium Member about 1 month ago

    She should look on the bright side — he could have ended up in an Egg McMuffin. Or worse, in a cake batter. Anyway, she can just try again, and again, and again.

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