How much did you shell out for his education? The yolk’s on you.
“The best planned lays of mice and men gang aft agley.”
Well, someone ended up with egg on their face!!!
This plan didn’t hatch like they thought it would.
At least he did better than the Dumpty’s boy.
His whole life in a nut…excuse me, eggshell.
All there dreams were scrambled.
Well no wonder he is look eggsasperated.
Don’t count on a chicken’s whole life before it’s hatched.
He didn’t come through in the clutch.
Is this what empty nesters talk about?
That’s what crack does to you.
No sympathy here for those two. Compared to the pig, they’re hardly involved!
An egg-ceptional strip today, Leigh.
On Monday I had an egg with 2 yolks.
Best Dad joke of the Day—-or is “lay”?
the kid laid an egg…
She should look on the bright side — he could have ended up in an Egg McMuffin. Or worse, in a cake batter. Anyway, she can just try again, and again, and again.
Ratkin Premium Member 4 months ago
How much did you shell out for his education? The yolk’s on you.
eromlig 4 months ago
“The best planned lays of mice and men gang aft agley.”
STEPUP 4 months ago
Well, someone ended up with egg on their face!!!
Kroykali 4 months ago
This plan didn’t hatch like they thought it would.
The Reader Premium Member 4 months ago
At least he did better than the Dumpty’s boy.
Emmett Wayne 4 months ago
His whole life in a nut…excuse me, eggshell.
uniquename 4 months ago
All there dreams were scrambled.
Gent 4 months ago
Well no wonder he is look eggsasperated.
Doug K 4 months ago
Don’t count on a chicken’s whole life before it’s hatched.
Frank Burns Eats Worms 4 months ago
He didn’t come through in the clutch.
The Brooklyn Accent Premium Member 4 months ago
Is this what empty nesters talk about?
Lablubber 4 months ago
That’s what crack does to you.
ekke 4 months ago
No sympathy here for those two. Compared to the pig, they’re hardly involved!
ArcticFox Premium Member 4 months ago
An egg-ceptional strip today, Leigh.
tony_n_jen2003 4 months ago
On Monday I had an egg with 2 yolks.
tee929 4 months ago
Best Dad joke of the Day—-or is “lay”?
gopher gofer 4 months ago
the kid laid an egg…
paullp Premium Member 4 months ago
She should look on the bright side — he could have ended up in an Egg McMuffin. Or worse, in a cake batter. Anyway, she can just try again, and again, and again.