How much did you shell out for his education? The yolk’s on you.
“The best planned lays of mice and men gang aft agley.”
Well, someone ended up with egg on their face!!!
This plan didn’t hatch like they thought it would.
At least he did better than the Dumpty’s boy.
His whole life in a nut…excuse me, eggshell.
All there dreams were scrambled.
Well no wonder he is look eggsasperated.
Don’t count on a chicken’s whole life before it’s hatched.
He didn’t come through in the clutch.
Is this what empty nesters talk about?
That’s what crack does to you.
No sympathy here for those two. Compared to the pig, they’re hardly involved!
An egg-ceptional strip today, Leigh.
On Monday I had an egg with 2 yolks.
Best Dad joke of the Day—-or is “lay”?
the kid laid an egg…
She should look on the bright side — he could have ended up in an Egg McMuffin. Or worse, in a cake batter. Anyway, she can just try again, and again, and again.
Ratkin Premium Member about 1 month ago
How much did you shell out for his education? The yolk’s on you.
eromlig about 1 month ago
“The best planned lays of mice and men gang aft agley.”
STEPUP about 1 month ago
Well, someone ended up with egg on their face!!!
Kroykali about 1 month ago
This plan didn’t hatch like they thought it would.
The Reader Premium Member about 1 month ago
At least he did better than the Dumpty’s boy.
Emmett Wayne about 1 month ago
His whole life in a nut…excuse me, eggshell.
uniquename about 1 month ago
All there dreams were scrambled.
Gent about 1 month ago
Well no wonder he is look eggsasperated.
Doug K about 1 month ago
Don’t count on a chicken’s whole life before it’s hatched.
Frank Burns Eats Worms about 1 month ago
He didn’t come through in the clutch.
The Brooklyn Accent Premium Member about 1 month ago
Is this what empty nesters talk about?
Lablubber about 1 month ago
That’s what crack does to you.
ekke about 1 month ago
No sympathy here for those two. Compared to the pig, they’re hardly involved!
ArcticFox Premium Member about 1 month ago
An egg-ceptional strip today, Leigh.
tony_n_jen2003 about 1 month ago
On Monday I had an egg with 2 yolks.
tee929 about 1 month ago
Best Dad joke of the Day—-or is “lay”?
gopher gofer about 1 month ago
the kid laid an egg…
paullp Premium Member about 1 month ago
She should look on the bright side — he could have ended up in an Egg McMuffin. Or worse, in a cake batter. Anyway, she can just try again, and again, and again.