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Elly may be wondering why John has a lack of interest in anything but those girlsâ dental health. A more regular guy would be looking at whatever skin they had exposed in the magazine pictures. However, Elly should be grateful John is not more interested in those types of things because it takes the pressure off her for any kind of physical affection. Instead, it puts pressure on her to brush and floss regularly and knowing that every time John gives her a âromanticâ look, he is actually checking out her gums.
Reminds me of an early Friends episode where Rachel was flirting with a cute gynaecologist until she learned a problem with his job as he described by relating it to herâs at the coffee shop: âDonât you say to yourself after the end of a long day at work that if I ever see another cup of coffee..!â
Looks like Elly picked up a few more items than bread and milk. I believe that always happens when people grocery shopâthey suddenly discover they âneedâ this or that.
I once had a colleague whose father was a dentist. At one point, she was describing a new student and she began with talking about his teeth. I thought that was strange and said so. She said that her family had once talked abut this and discovered that the first thing they all noticed about anyone was their teeth.
Shouldnât the better grammar be, âIâm going in to get bread AND milk AND honey.â
By the way, Iâve never seen honey for sale in green bottles before. Green ketchup I had seen maybe some twenty years ago for sale, but never have I seen green ketchup since then.
From Lynnâs Comments: I usually do my research before I go to work, but I didnât this time. After I drew up this Sunday page, I went and looked at some âsteamyâ magazines. None of the women in the sensuous photos were smiling. It made me wonder how much joy was in this businessâfor them
John is very, very good at distracting Elle from what he is REALLY interested in regarding those photoâsâŠ. Using his profession as the rationale was genius. However, panel 6 shows she is not quite buying his ploy.
I figure itâs a âboth-andâ situation â John IS getting an eyeful of the young ladiesâ âcharmsâ, but he also canât turn off his professional vision!
What a riot! Was John covering for âgetting busted?â Or was he truly bring his dentist culture to the fore? Elly has those âsuspicious eyesâ both at the beginning and the end! Sheâs not sure⊠and neither are we on this side of the 4th wall⊠good comic!
howtheduck 5 months ago
Elly may be wondering why John has a lack of interest in anything but those girlsâ dental health. A more regular guy would be looking at whatever skin they had exposed in the magazine pictures. However, Elly should be grateful John is not more interested in those types of things because it takes the pressure off her for any kind of physical affection. Instead, it puts pressure on her to brush and floss regularly and knowing that every time John gives her a âromanticâ look, he is actually checking out her gums.
wallylm 5 months ago
Reminds me of an early Friends episode where Rachel was flirting with a cute gynaecologist until she learned a problem with his job as he described by relating it to herâs at the coffee shop: âDonât you say to yourself after the end of a long day at work that if I ever see another cup of coffee..!â
snsurone76 5 months ago
Misterâbelieve me when I say John is not noticing âgumsâ. Heâs merely trying to placate his wife so she doesnât see what he IS noticing.
snsurone76 5 months ago
Looks like Elly picked up a few more items than bread and milk. I believe that always happens when people grocery shopâthey suddenly discover they âneedâ this or that.
Uncle Kenny 5 months ago
I once had a colleague whose father was a dentist. At one point, she was describing a new student and she began with talking about his teeth. I thought that was strange and said so. She said that her family had once talked abut this and discovered that the first thing they all noticed about anyone was their teeth.
Baslim the Beggar Premium Member 5 months ago
And now, heâll be checking out the gums for the next few issuesâŠ
Enter.Name.Here 5 months ago
John, I asked that you not talk"shop" when we are out running errands.
LindavV 5 months ago
periodontal=parodontal
GirlGeek Premium Member 5 months ago
He might have saved himself from sleeping downstairs on the couch
dcdete. 5 months ago
Shouldnât the better grammar be, âIâm going in to get bread AND milk AND honey.â
By the way, Iâve never seen honey for sale in green bottles before. Green ketchup I had seen maybe some twenty years ago for sale, but never have I seen green ketchup since then.
Gizmo Cat 5 months ago
From Lynnâs Comments: I usually do my research before I go to work, but I didnât this time. After I drew up this Sunday page, I went and looked at some âsteamyâ magazines. None of the women in the sensuous photos were smiling. It made me wonder how much joy was in this businessâfor them
Atewl 5 months ago
âWhoa! Check out the size of the incisors on this one! Those are so obviously fake!â
Lady loves a joke 5 months ago
âBustedâ has a few meanings, here.
g04922 5 months ago
John is very, very good at distracting Elle from what he is REALLY interested in regarding those photoâsâŠ. Using his profession as the rationale was genius. However, panel 6 shows she is not quite buying his ploy.
French Persons' Savvy Selection of Screaming Elly Premium Member 5 months ago
Oh, Elly, stop it. Just stop with your side-eye BS. You donât understand men who are dedicated to their careers. Not everything is about you.
gozirra2 Premium Member 5 months ago
The clerk probably doesnât notice the products being sold as well during commercials.
BJDucer 5 months ago
I dunnoâŠ..I think John got away with one thereâŠ.lol
KageKat 5 months ago
I figure itâs a âboth-andâ situation â John IS getting an eyeful of the young ladiesâ âcharmsâ, but he also canât turn off his professional vision!
rshive 5 months ago
And we thought that the camera concentrated on something else.
win.45mag 5 months ago
Thatâs âcuz thatâs not the gum rack, itâs the rack rack.
joe piglet Premium Member 5 months ago
LOL, I just corrected dcdete, I believe âHoneyâ was a term of endearment, the ⊠after was âand feel free to check out the girly magsâ
ctolson 5 months ago
Hmmm, never heard of milk honey. Must be a Canadian thing, like gravy on french fries.
Frank Salem Premium Member 5 months ago
What gums?
baskate_2000 5 months ago
Gums are the last thing men look at in any magazine with girls.
The Great_Black President 5 months ago
Surprising choice of publications for a family strip. Wouldnât a better choice in this to show newspapers? But it depends if the strip is 1995:
O.J. SIMPSON ACQUITTED
If the strip is set in 2024 (as Elizabeth recently told Candace and Dawn) then the headline would be this:
VOTERS EMBARRASS HARRIS
MuddyUSA Premium Member 5 months ago
HolyâŠâŠ.whateverâŠ..?
Daltongang Premium Member 5 months ago
John, as a salesman you suck, better stick to dentistry.
pheets 5 months ago
Sure, Darryl. Ellyâs not even buying it.
mindjob 5 months ago
Not breath mints but maybe silicone injections would help those gums
pearlquake 5 months ago
I notice that John thinks pretty quickly on his feet!
[Unnamed Reader - 83d506] 5 months ago
What a riot! Was John covering for âgetting busted?â Or was he truly bring his dentist culture to the fore? Elly has those âsuspicious eyesâ both at the beginning and the end! Sheâs not sure⊠and neither are we on this side of the 4th wall⊠good comic!
paul brians 5 months ago
Just gams?
delennwen 5 months ago
Well, I think they met when she was his patient while he was a student dentist, and he liked her teeth?
lnrokr55 5 months ago
Smooth move Pop! Dodged a bullet ! ;-)
gmu328 5 months ago
I never noticed the gums either ⊠too busy reading the articles.