The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for October 09, 2024

might that be his..:um…sausage?

Switch it for the Polish one.

or Italian ?

So, unlike Young Frankenstein, he’s NOT going to be very popular.

Could be a real conversation piece at cocktail parties.

Oscar

Should have used a frankfurter instead!

Gee Doc, you sure know how to hurt a guy!!!!

What about his nuts and bolts? Where those is come from?

He gets group rates at .

… and his heart … from the Harz Mountains in Germany.

His bride was especially disappointed.

Why is it unfortunate that that one part came Vienna?

Inga: He vould have an enormous schwanzstucker. (Young Frankenstein, 1974)

Cute.

Cocktail weenie?

Should have gone to Munich for bratwurst instead of Vienna

Now that’s just wrong! At least that part didn’t come from Abbie Normal.

And doctor, what did you get? “ Ah! Sweet mystery of life At last I’ve found thee!”

Ouch!

Igor looks more like a hunchbacked Popeye! But, this one eats spinach and the can!

I take it he won’t be humming the “10 Inch Record” song.

smh. and… groan.

Besides his memory that’s the 2nd shortest thing he has.

His big arms came from Frankfurt, but he still got Vienna fingers.

LOL!

We don’t want to know where his diaphragm came from…..

Ouch! No wonder his nickname was “Li’l Smokey” (and he was afraid of fire).

The monster has a bone to pick with Igor. A very small bone, mind you.

And if he has any problems with that part, he may have to see a Eurologist.

Weiner schnitzel.

Weiner Weiner! Chicken, uh, yeah. It’s grower not a shower.

From The Vienna Boys’ Choir?

Pickles come from Vienna?

I think it’s his mini, vienna sausage. One bite and it’s gone.

He must have a tiny schwanstucker!!

This one doesn’t work in Chicago. We immediately think of Vienna Beef—meaty, substantial, A+ hot dogs and Polishes. I had to come here and find out why “Unfortunately”

Awkward!