Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for October 06, 2024

I’m awaiting my calling, God willing.

Why is Wiz going to heaven?

Jesus, please meet us…

I was running wires through a tall pole barn with a partial mezzanine. I was up in the mezzanine pulling cable and walking backwards… my concentration was on routing the wires.I took a step back and there was nothing there. In my mind’s eye I was stepping off the edge of the mezzanine and was about to take a 30 ft fall onto concrete with building supplies scattered about…I had all those same visions.Luckily, a split second later my lower back hit the edge of the hatch I had stepped through.Hurt like blazes and knocked the wind out of me, but I could not have been happier!

Suddenly my life flew before my eyes and it was so boring I fell asleep.

Yesterday’s Non Seq and today’s Wiz of Id seem to be speaking to someone, specifically. Coincidence? The Count Doesn’t Think so…

Anyone else remember the Gasoline Alley where Walt kept going to the Pearly Gates, and coming back, and it turned out he was getting CPR? And it was never referenced again.

It isn’t over till the obese nonbinary individual vocalizes melodiously.

I thought dark wizards went to the other place.

I wonder how many people have experienced this.

Quick, tell Paul – there’s another way to get raised up to the third heaven!

A near near-death experience.

You never know when- – just be ready.

I don’t remember who said it, but the statement was something to the effect of “life is wonderful and fulfilling, and death is peaceful and rewarding … it’s the transition that troubles me”.

Close call…….

Somehow those gates don’t look “Pearly”. Has he gone to San Francisco??

Life flashing before the eyes

Looks as though Wiz isn’t as evil as he claims to be!