Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for October 08, 2024

Surely Wiz has a spare firebolt spell for sitautions like this

Is that the Mirkwood Country Club course?

Wiz could conj-er up a big beetle and make the swap!

Just hit it out of there.

Share with your 8-legged brethren.

Just hit it with your driver. Make a big splat.

Really? I thought … Where there’s a Wiz, there’s a Way.

As I have quoted before, “Old golfers never die. They only lose their balls.”

It takes a lot of balls to play with the Wiz.

Yikes. A giant spider. HEEEEEELLLPPP!!

Relax ya coward. It just one of Wiz’s pets.

But it’s a Pro V 1.

Just call his pet dragon to deal with it.

If it makes you feel better, it’s kind of disappointing for the spider, too.

Come on Rod, are you a woss?

Take that extra stroke and …….move on!!!!

Zap it out, Wiz!

That’s a job for his Rescue Club

I don’t play golf but I have bought some novelty golf balls as a gift for a friend. I was shocked how much even the regular golf balls cost. Golf is a sport that is too rich for my blood.

Nope. Let the spider have it. 100%.

Knowing the Wiz, he is probably more interested in the spider than in the ball.

Hit the ball where it lies. Thems are the rules

“Um, excuse me. Could you Shelob that ball back to us?”

Arachnophobe.

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The Fate of ALL golf balls id to be lost. It’s just a question of how.

Spider’s like ’WHY did I listen to that real estate agent and build my web here?!?"

Couldn’t all of our practice crawling the web help?

mulligan!

You want it, you get it!!!

Methinks you need to find the groundskeeper. I’m told his name is Hagrid.

The spidy seem to agree with the statement.