Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for October 01, 2024

We all llament your problems.

Go for it, and enjoy!

You want to leave the lland of the llame to go to the lland of the llama?

OK, Alpaca a bag and saddle up the vicuna..

National Zoo?

Have you tried the new Winamp? I really whips the llama’s butt.

Llama..Taboot.. Taboot!!

That went from lame to llama very quickly.

…Kansas is far away from me…

…i saw a motorcycle wipeout there…

…that is also where I learned that Google is pinging us…

…in stopped traffic on a cloudy day…

…and it knew traffic was stopped…

…it knew where we all were…

…now…

…I let it count my steps…

…my wife via some app…

…always knows where I am…

…me…the most boring person on earth…

…is being followed…

…except for on my blogs…

…that’s where I rule over AI…

…no one follows me down those tunnels…

…Groundhog’s Day was never the same day over…

…everyday was different…

I don’t know. I’ll have to ask my llama.

digitallamas

The place with the llamas no longer has them. They have been gone a long time. Llamas will spit in your face.

Of course! Analog llamas are always better than digital llamas.

The llamafication of Frog Applause™ is long overdue, BUT …

the verbification of nouns is a portent of doom.

I will, but if either you or the llama spit on me, I am outta there!

I’d llove to join you, Theresa! Let’s drop our pretenses and the L outta here!

Llama Llama ding dong!! ☺️☺️☺️

Lla ma think about it and I’ll get back to you.

I would go with you but I’m not real.

I live in the land of the llama. You’re welcome to visit. Perhaps we’ll lunch with a llama?

Two L with it …!

( because it’s availl-able )

Inky and Dinky.

Yeah, absolutely. It would be a great birthday present. I’m sure it would beat going to the dentist, whom I (for real) have already seen today.

I love this little guy. trendsetter

And I find it kinda funny

I find it kinda sad

The dreams in which I’m dying

Are the best I’ve ever had

I find it hard to tell you

I find it hard to take

When people run in circles

It’s a very, very lame world, lame world, lame world

— Tears for Fearful Pretty Pink Heads- Lame World

Real places with real llamas sounds real Lame. I’m in! Pick you up in twenty minutes, with bells on.

My favorite part of Highlights for Children in the ‘50s was the typewriter art. Oddly I don’t remember a thing about Goofus and Gallant.

My pet llama is named Como se llama de llama. My nibling’s is Como se llama de alpaca.

Two Llama’s in a pair of pare tree’s.

Come on show me where it’s at the name of the place is I like it like that.

The library and biology lab homework.

Hey, kiddo! I’d love to go with you to yama yama llama land, BUT after a massive failure in trying to read your first panel, I have realized that I don’t speak llama and would only impede your getting your head Right! Good luck with that….

I know where to find some alpacas. Would you settle for alpacas?