Herman by Jim Unger for October 18, 2024

Hazardous occupations for $100, Alex

Failed his eye test.

He just completed his Art of Losing the Sale training.

These days that might actually be a valid question.

He is obviously selling ‘Miracle Cosmetics’.

You only get one chance to make a first impression, and you blew it.

…clop…thud…slam!

Pretty sure the salesman needs a better lead than THAT.

I am selling the world’s best Eye Glasses!

Someone fell asleep during DE&I training.

hmm

Nora Batty?

The name’s Lizzy. Please step inside!

A dud opener. Slam will follow

Another one that needs glasses!

I try to be non-gender specific when I write letters (yes, I still do that.) However, “Dear Sir and or Madam as the case may be” just doesn’t sound professional.

So, I use a position when I can like, “Dear Customer Representative.”

He will never make salesman of the month that way. Also, he had better be able to run fast.

ooooooh! that’s gonna hurt!!

You’re a dead man McGee

Wrong question already.

He should have asked to see her mother. Instant sale

OUCH…..whatever he is selling…he won’t hear……….

This is why door-to-door sales is a becoming a lost art. “Gendering” is part of the format.

“And then I woke up in the E.R.”

“Excuse me, is that your nose, or did a bus park on your face?”

Hope he’s selling life insurance cause he’s gonna need some.

oh that’s a good start

Death wish.

These days……well…..you just don’t know

He may lose more than a sale.

Really hope hes doing fundraising for an charity for the blind and visually impaired…

Them’s fightin’ words!

I am the wife!

I doubt he’ll make a sale at that house.

funny… I saw an old person a few days back, and could not tell for the life of me if they were a he or a she… (thankfully I didn’t have to address them… whew!)

How you know someone is done living.

We had some neighbors a few doors down and I saw one of them in the yard and waved. I told my son that I couldn’t tell if it was her or him. My son said that it was her, because he doesn’t have a mustache. ;-D ;-D

Olivia?