Wouldn’t it be funny if the butler drank the cognac years ago and replaced it with a cheap brandy. How would anyone know what it was supposed to taste like since there’s nothing to compare it too?
During World War II, four paratroopers each from England, Scotland, France and the US, were on a plane about to jump when they realized there was only one serviceable parachute.
The French paratrooper downed a glass of cognac, said “Pour la France!” and jumped without the parachute.
The American downed a glass of bourbon, said “For freedom!” and jumped without the parachute.
The Scotsman downed a glass of whiskey, said “For Scotland!”, and threw the Englishman.
That’s why many believe that Sir Francis Bacon was the ghost writer for Shakespeare. Also, why would the children of such a great author be illiterate?
It is not well known but the Bard was fleeing a rendezvous which attracted the attention of the maiden’s mother and he caught a spur on the arras heading out the window. This is why he was ridiculed forever after with the name “Shagspur”. Of course he tried to disguise his history by always spelling it differently. You’re welcome.
The Duke 2 months ago
Wouldn’t it be funny if the butler drank the cognac years ago and replaced it with a cheap brandy. How would anyone know what it was supposed to taste like since there’s nothing to compare it too?
comixbomix 2 months ago
And then Switzerland demanded that their treasured national relic be returned home…
Pickled Pete 2 months ago
During World War II, four paratroopers each from England, Scotland, France and the US, were on a plane about to jump when they realized there was only one serviceable parachute.
The French paratrooper downed a glass of cognac, said “Pour la France!” and jumped without the parachute.
The American downed a glass of bourbon, said “For freedom!” and jumped without the parachute.
The Scotsman downed a glass of whiskey, said “For Scotland!”, and threw the Englishman.
OldsVistaCruiser 2 months ago
A bottle of cognac from 1696? Is it still any good?
Foob 2 months ago
Meese Chuseum. One time I was seven surviving Shakespear signatures and that was the year I turned 329.
May the Lord be with you as He is with me.
Huckleberry Hiroshima 2 months ago
Yes but Willie Tremblesword is the original spelling.
NeedaChuckle Premium Member 2 months ago
I wouldn’t go, it is probably a cheesy museum!
tremaine53 2 months ago
Shakespeare knew how to spell a lot of things, but not his name.
Dean 2 months ago
Lately, my signature is now always different using those electronic touch – screen pin pads — one has to wonder: “what is the point?”
cmerb 2 months ago
I tried cognac when I was stationed in Germany and it was just terrible tasting , but their beer is Sooooo good : )
Angry Indeed Premium Member 2 months ago
Only one of those signatures is authentic, the rest were scribbled by monkeys.
Angry Indeed Premium Member 2 months ago
I always thought cognac was another name for scam.
joeatwork212 2 months ago
That’s why many believe that Sir Francis Bacon was the ghost writer for Shakespeare. Also, why would the children of such a great author be illiterate?
GojusJoe 2 months ago
The museum of stinky smells and mold.
oish 2 months ago
When they invented a museum filled with perishable foods, it broke the mold
mindjob 2 months ago
The best cognac I had was Camus from France. It was like drinking butter
pearlsbs 2 months ago
The surviving Shakespeare signatures.
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h.v.greenman 2 months ago
Considering the bottling techniques of 328 years ago, that conac is probally mouldy vinegar by now, IF it hasn’t evaporated through the cork.
[Unnamed Reader - 14b4ce] 2 months ago
Good luck keeping the cheese exhibits “fresh” without an official cheese cave.
Don’t drink schnapps—-it’ll knock you out cold no matter what fruit flavor it is
Smeagol 2 months ago
Apparently George Washington’a distillery produced brandy and you can buy the Apple Brandy today.
Bilan 2 months ago
At the Cheese Museum, the Limburger display is kept outside.
Stephen Gilberg 2 months ago
Only this year? That IS hard to believe.
oakie817 2 months ago
that French cheese museum is no gouda
Charlie Fogwhistle 2 months ago
Did they cut all the cheese, and put it in a cheese museum?
LoneEagle7 2 months ago
Adoring Shakespeare fan: “Will, can I get your autograph?”Shakespeare: “Certainly, how should I sign it?”Fan: “As you like it.”
timocrates 2 months ago
It is not well known but the Bard was fleeing a rendezvous which attracted the attention of the maiden’s mother and he caught a spur on the arras heading out the window. This is why he was ridiculed forever after with the name “Shagspur”. Of course he tried to disguise his history by always spelling it differently. You’re welcome.