Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for October 25, 2024

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Sing-along time: “Nacho, nacho man . . .”

Happiness is a warm nacho!

Lennon 9:9

That’s one way to stay out of trouble, Pig!

Looks like Pig is drinking Beer . Never saw that before . Croc Power !

Hey it’s a living eh.

My cynical nature has a deep suspicion of New Age “gurus” who teach “just live in the present moment”, “be here now”, “don’t worry, be happy”, while they themselves have multi-million dollar bank accounts. No wonder they have a perpetual grin on their faces. The same thing goes for the “prosperity gospel” TV evangelists who teach “send me some money, your life will be blessed with abundance” while they have multiple mansions and private jets.

He lives to exist and exists to live…and eat nachos!

Merely existing…. I suppose there are worse options.

I hope there’s plenty of room on the couch. Pig is not alone.

You are living if you are doing what you like. You’re just existing if you are not. okay, got to go, my wife is calling me.

I don’t believe in a checklist of things we must do to prove that we’re living a full life (whatever that is). Being content and at ease works for me.

“I found that just surving, is a Nobel fight.”

William Martin Joel

Whatever gets you through life

Zombie Brain Dead Joe is lucky to be both living and existing after being thrown under the bus and kicked to the curb by Nasty Nancy and the rest of the Dims for a cackling commie. Liberal Loyalty at its finest.

Existing is fine if you have a supply of nachos, Pig.

Life will happen regardless of what you plan. Do what makes you happy, as long as it doesn’t cause pain, suffering, problems and an imposition or take advantage of others. Don’t easily take offense. It helps to take care of yourself and mind your own business.

“Truly living” can mean different things to different people. And I always think, being wise is different from being a wiseass.

Man, what a life.

Harris and the Chip. 1/1/2025

If you’re okay with that then you’re okay. Peace.

You don’t have to live to exist, but you do have to exist to live.

As long as you exist, you can always start to live at a later time.

When you really think about it, plenty of people don’t have the luxury of living in their own home where they can watch tv and eat Doritos.

Mom & dad went to see “Sexy Rex’s” church & buffet. With all the photos of Rex pasted to all the walls, you could see who the glorification was for.

Obi-Wan: But Master Yoda says I should be mindful of the future.Qui-Gon Jinn: But not at the expense of the moment.

We are Board! Existence is futile, you will be a simple lazied

If you like nachos, probably both at the same time

Pig would be okay with it if there was something enjoyable to watch on TV.

To be truly living, one must have real nachos with warm melted cheese, jalapeno rings, and spicy taco beef. Those who eat nacho chips out of a bag are merely existing.

Just keep breathing.

I’m retired now, I’ll eat pizza in my underwear.

Vote Trump

Nah, the correct choice is Wise potato chips with pepperoni pizza for dessert.