That is among the worst Halloween swords I’ve ever seen. Swing it through the air, and it will fall apart. Grasp the handle firmly, and you’ll crush it. Somebody needs to demand a refund.
Self esteem is an important trait in all of us but, it is wrong to blame failures to achieve happiness & success on the inability of one to recognize the good in themselves.
It seems like a perfectly respectable costume to me. Though I do notice that neither Zoe nor the kid in the background is in a costume either, so maybe the issue is that today is not Halloween at all? (And indeed it’s not, but comic strips aren’t always entirely faithful to the dates of holidays if they have several strips’ worth of material.)
sirbadger 2 months ago
Self-Esteem is overrated. Some people see it as the solution to all the world’s problems, but it’s not.
Ermine Notyours 2 months ago
All weapons are banned at schools, even paper towel tube swords.
iggyman 2 months ago
Your self esteem will survive, Hammie!
jmworacle 2 months ago
This looks like it’s a job for CPS!
Huckleberry Hiroshima 2 months ago
What the hell is wrong with that woman?
tremaine53 2 months ago
That is among the worst Halloween swords I’ve ever seen. Swing it through the air, and it will fall apart. Grasp the handle firmly, and you’ll crush it. Somebody needs to demand a refund.
SquidGamerGal 2 months ago
Stupid kid! Since when parents care about their kids’ self-esteems?
Michael Gorman Premium Member 2 months ago
Is it just me or do the sidewalks in their town float above a body of water?
AppleCrusher292 2 months ago
Hammie, you do realize if the teachers see a cardboard toilet paper roll, they’re going to freak out.
Slowly, he turned... 2 months ago
Kids are getting so much smarter and sophisticated these days. …but not more than mothers!
ctolson 2 months ago
So did Darryl fix up Hammie’s sword with some sort of laser beam?
ChessPirate 2 months ago
“My name is Hamish MacPherson. You killed my self-esteem. Prepare to die…”
Funniguy 2 months ago
Self esteem is an important trait in all of us but, it is wrong to blame failures to achieve happiness & success on the inability of one to recognize the good in themselves.
Daltongang Premium Member 2 months ago
Not nearly as damaging as having all the kids in class laugh at you Hammie. Take it as a lesson learned.
John Jorgensen 2 months ago
It seems like a perfectly respectable costume to me. Though I do notice that neither Zoe nor the kid in the background is in a costume either, so maybe the issue is that today is not Halloween at all? (And indeed it’s not, but comic strips aren’t always entirely faithful to the dates of holidays if they have several strips’ worth of material.)
Strawberry King 2 months ago
I had no idea people still said “Phooey”
[Unnamed Reader - 14b4ce] 2 months ago
The teacher wouldn’t have batted an eye…we ARE talking about Hammie
ChazNCenTex 2 months ago
Self-esteem is fine but it needs to be tempered by other virtues, like empathy. Or it becomes self-entitlement.
The Quiet One 2 months ago
Save it for Halloween Hammie.
Strawberry King 2 months ago
Save it for when Halloween comes, Hammie. She might let you where it then.
Smeagol 2 months ago
Phooey is right Hammie.
David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace 2 months ago
It was worth a try.
lindz.coop Premium Member 2 months ago
We used to be able to wear our Halloween costumes to school on Halloween.