Pluggers by Rick McKee for November 01, 2024

Wife grows ’em and I eat them. A microwaved small homegrown potato is pretty good with butter, sour cream and chives. Although the cold is slowing the chives down. Great granddaughter, two years old, came trick or treating and made a beeline to the strawberry patch today. She garnered the last good strawberry. I had my eye on that strawberry….but I forgave her.

If you lead a horse to water and he doesn’t drink, you didn’t lead him far enough.

Pie Hole Control … In this case tis the what goes in the hole not the amount ;-)

Vegetables for for women and children. Except corn and beans. Mmmm, succotash!

Salad is what dinner has for breakfast.

opposite here, I like my veggies but my wife doesn’t

You can lead a horse to water but before you push him in, stop and remember how a wet horse smells.

Sacre blue! And me thoughts Mr. Potato was Engleesh.

No for diabetics! Lucky for me I was never big on potatoes. Cauliflower mashed subs pretty good.

But we bears is eats vegetables too, with no complaints.

She only wants him to live longer and not die prematurely from consumption of too much junk food.

And the deluxe burger has pickles, lettuce, onions, and tomatoes on it, all of which are vegetables. So what’s the beef, besides a dead steer?

“You can lead a horticulture, but you can’t make her think.” – Dorothy Parker

LOL, it’s just about the opposite with us — I love all sorts of vegetables, usually prefer fresh or frozen, while my wife only tolerates canned peas and a couple other things.

I enjoy a good baked potato with lots of butter and sometimes gravy.

Give him baby carrots with ranch dressing.

Too many Cheese Burgers and Fries for me. I am fat!

I like dandelions and thistle; especially the blossoms…and garden buffets!

Oddly enough, a hamburger is actually comprised of portions of the recommended food groups……

Like most carbohydrates, potatoes are pretty bland without a big boost from salt and fats. As I think of it most vegetables seem to need similar help. Has a state fair done deep-fried salad yet?