PAM sharpens her butcher’s knife. It gleams. Gleams like her future. She tosses a twig into that air—it slices as it hits the blade. “IS IT—” she snarls, “the same as LAST YEAR?!” With a single swing, she cuts the tree in half. “ISSSSS—IIIIT?!” The knife gleams like her future, FREE OF JEFF.
HUMBUG! OMG it is that time of year. All that Canned xmas music everywhere you go. And when I hear “The Little Drummer Boy” I want to cuss and spit on the floor.
Back in the day Goodyear tires would put out a Christmas album every year. I remember how excited I was every December to go get one before they sold out
Another thought: WHY is the best Christmas music provided by only those from the era around 1940-1970? There hasn’t been a decent new Christmas song since the last member of the Rat Pack died.
This is insane! It’s not even Thanksgiving and Batiuk is dragging Christmas into this strip today. I love the holidays but it reminds me of those sickening Hallmark dramas with Christmas in July.
time to dig out my ted cassidy sings the songs of xmas which also includes his number one hit YOU RANG !!! its also not on spotify so suffer with your goodyear tire album
SOMA FM (on the Internets) has three channels of Christmas music, Christmas Lounge, Department Store Christmas and Xmas in Frisco. Been playing since October 1st and will go on until at least Epiphany. No commercial
JEF, would it hurt to get a different song once?!!
Years ago you gave me what you thought would be an anonymous joke to my dad … no wonder my dad does not like you. The joke is getting old and tiresome.
You’re a mean one, Mr. Grinch
You really are a heel
You’re as cuddly as a cactus
As charming as an eel, Mr. Grinch
You’re a bad banana with a greasy black peel
You’re a monster, Mr. Grinch (Mr. Grinch)
Your heart’s an empty hole
Your brain is full of spiders
You’ve got garlic in your soul, Mr. Grinch
You’re a vile one, Mr. Grinch (Mr. Grinch)
You have termites in your smile
You have all the tender sweetness of a seasick crocodile, Mr. Grinch
Now given the choice between the two of you
I’d take the seasick crocodile
Seasick crocodile
The words that best describe you are stink, stank, stunk
wherescrankshaft about 1 month ago
Why is Pam’s head always drawn as so freakishy oblong and tall when she’s depicted in her youth?
Seriously, compare panel 3 to panel 7 here now. That’s not the same person.
J.J. O'Malley about 1 month ago
Unfortunately for Pmm, it was the same Christmas song from Jfff every year regardless of format: The Singing Dogs barking in tune to “Jingle Bells.”
top cat james about 1 month ago
The version with Ed had wax cylinders, player piano rolls, and reel-to-reel tapes.
billsplut about 1 month ago
PAM sharpens her butcher’s knife. It gleams. Gleams like her future. She tosses a twig into that air—it slices as it hits the blade. “IS IT—” she snarls, “the same as LAST YEAR?!” With a single swing, she cuts the tree in half. “ISSSSS—IIIIT?!” The knife gleams like her future, FREE OF JEFF.
Gent about 1 month ago
Ah them good old days when music was music and not cantankerous cacophoney.
Jhony-Yermo about 1 month ago
HUMBUG! OMG it is that time of year. All that Canned xmas music everywhere you go. And when I hear “The Little Drummer Boy” I want to cuss and spit on the floor.
chief tommy about 1 month ago
Back in the day Goodyear tires would put out a Christmas album every year. I remember how excited I was every December to go get one before they sold out
Out of the Past about 1 month ago
She’s thrilled.
dv1093 about 1 month ago
I’m not a great fan of time marching on, but I’ll admit – Apple Music is great.
dv1093 about 1 month ago
Another thought: WHY is the best Christmas music provided by only those from the era around 1940-1970? There hasn’t been a decent new Christmas song since the last member of the Rat Pack died.
ladykat about 1 month ago
I have quite a few Christmas albums. I may play some this year.
rockyridge1977 about 1 month ago
No Crank today….at lest we got the color red!!!!!
robertengle7 Premium Member about 1 month ago
Things change but Christmas remains a constant.
MuddyUSA Premium Member about 1 month ago
A perfect arc for Cranky to sing Deck the Hills……….
JudithStocker Premium Member about 1 month ago
This is insane! It’s not even Thanksgiving and Batiuk is dragging Christmas into this strip today. I love the holidays but it reminds me of those sickening Hallmark dramas with Christmas in July.
lemonbaskt about 1 month ago
time to dig out my ted cassidy sings the songs of xmas which also includes his number one hit YOU RANG !!! its also not on spotify so suffer with your goodyear tire album
tcayer about 1 month ago
Hah! Because they threw out their record player, 8 track, cassette and CD players, so they only have a digital option now.
macgyver915 about 1 month ago
Sounds like billy has some issues that he should talk with a therapist about! LOL…
rbrt6956 about 1 month ago
If you miss Ed, just click random a few times. It’s nostalgic.
oakie9531 about 1 month ago
check out Rebecca St. James’ “O Holy Night” – makes you want to get up and dance
Dogouse Reilly about 1 month ago
This is rather sweet. I have no snarks today.
Drbarb71 Premium Member about 1 month ago
Boring. We have it playing in the background all season.
raybarb44 about 1 month ago
Not quite the same though……
Teto85 Premium Member about 1 month ago
SOMA FM (on the Internets) has three channels of Christmas music, Christmas Lounge, Department Store Christmas and Xmas in Frisco. Been playing since October 1st and will go on until at least Epiphany. No commercial
B UTTONS about 1 month ago
JEF, would it hurt to get a different song once?!!
Years ago you gave me what you thought would be an anonymous joke to my dad … no wonder my dad does not like you. The joke is getting old and tiresome.
You’re a mean one, Mr. Grinch
You really are a heel
You’re as cuddly as a cactus
As charming as an eel, Mr. Grinch
You’re a bad banana with a greasy black peel
You’re a monster, Mr. Grinch (Mr. Grinch)
Your heart’s an empty hole
Your brain is full of spiders
You’ve got garlic in your soul, Mr. Grinch
You’re a vile one, Mr. Grinch (Mr. Grinch)
You have termites in your smile
You have all the tender sweetness of a seasick crocodile, Mr. Grinch
Now given the choice between the two of you
I’d take the seasick crocodile
Seasick crocodile
The words that best describe you are stink, stank, stunk
(Ooh) No, no, no
Stink, stank, stunk
Oh, Mr. Grinch
Mr. Grinch
J.J. O'Malley about 1 month ago
“But I pawned my phone so I could afford your Christmas gift, a one-year subscription to a music streaming service!”
eced52 about 1 month ago
I remember this progression very fondly.
[Unnamed Reader - 14b4ce] about 1 month ago
All I want for Kwistmas iz my 2 front teeth
MissionLDB 29 days ago
Welp, there’s the last time I read the comments for this strip.