Drabble by Kevin Fagan for October 29, 2024

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    GROG Premium Member 4 months ago

    Then eat the rest of the candy and be done with it.

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    a sage  4 months ago

    Give it chips?

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    xaingo  4 months ago

    Halloween by Amazon.

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    Aimless Melissa   4 months ago

    Iā€™d shut the door and turn out the lights. Demand candy and deliver a threat in-person. Itā€™s the least a kid can do for free treats. The droneer could be a greedy adult, after all.

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    RobinHood  4 months ago

    Ralph still has candy?

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    mourdac Premium Member 4 months ago

    Is the drone armed? Thatā€™s the trick.

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    Indiana Guy Premium Member 4 months ago

    Thatā€™s almost as bad as 17+ year olds trick or treating, without even bothering to put on a costume. As least I could pretend that the drone was being piloted by a bed-ridden eight year old.

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    win.45mag  4 months ago

    Iā€™da slammed my door on it. If it broke, who cares. It crossed the threshhold.

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    Man of the Woods  4 months ago

    I would laugh my behind off if that happened to me. And yes, I would give it some candy for whoever is operating it. Very innovative.

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    h.v.greenman  4 months ago

    Itā€™s a shame the city of Dallas banned flying drones in residental areas. Iā€™m sure the kids in my apartment complex would love to see one of my drones ā€œwaiting in lineā€ behind them.

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    Chris  4 months ago

    less charming and more creepyā€¦ sigh.

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    reverendike  4 months ago

    How did it ring the doorbell?

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    bigplayray  4 months ago

    Now Thatā€™s one Hella of a costume!

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    wildlandwaters  4 months ago

    good thing you contributedā€¦ otherwise the drone would go into ā€˜trickā€™ mode!

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    Jaythor  4 months ago

    They probably figure that it isnā€™t worth the walk, as Ralph probably ate all the candy anywayā€¦.

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    davanden  4 months ago

    Might as well eat it all yourself.

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    Saddenedby Premium Member 4 months ago

    IF it has a camera on it ā€“ and the majority do ā€“ there is gonna be a real disturbance in the force. js

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    cuzinron47  4 months ago

    Iā€™d consider giving it something more appropriate for a drone.

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    JPuzzleWhiz  4 months ago

    Not for nothing, but the heavier that ā€œpumpkinā€ gets as itā€™s filled, the more likely that the drone would tip and the candy would spill.

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    Smeagol  4 months ago

    Thatā€™s imaginative, how did it ring the door bell?

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    tammyspeakslife Premium Member 4 months ago

    An expensive way to get free candy. On the bright side the drone canā€™t take a bowl left out with a ā€˜take oneā€™ sign.. has that ever worked?

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    anonymooseandsquirrel Premium Member 4 months ago

    Covid-safe trick or treating! I like it!

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    tammyspeakslife Premium Member 4 months ago

    Next time the drones will be fitted with a hologram costume.

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    maureenmck Premium Member 4 months ago

    I stopped doing Trick or Treat more than 20 years ago. That year, my terrier Mykei and I were alone in the house. It was about 8:30, and most of the little kids had already come and gone. I used to have them come into the sunroom and choose their treats. A pet gate separated the sunroom from the living room. A teenager showed up alone ā€” no costume or mask. He was looking into the house with great curiosity and didnā€™t appear to want to leave. I was getting nervous. Finally, a couple of costumed kids came to the door, and he finally left. That was my last year handing out candy.

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    serial232  4 months ago

    If that were to happen to me, I would shut the door very firmly on the thing. You either obey the rules or pay the consequences.

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    j.l.farmer  4 months ago

    Unless they showed up, in person and in costume at my door, try wouldnā€™t get a treat from me.

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    cwg  3 months ago

    That one is begging for the caramel corns.

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