Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for November 09, 2024

He’s a Phelps Corgi

At least he’s clean.

There’s no word in French for “lap”… Not even for lap-dancing…

Did they append the words “in training” to that?

What did they think they meant?

But ya should sees him when ya tries to gets him in to a bath tub.

Flea-style!

That doggie sure can paddle!

I wonder if he can also do the backstroke, breaststroke, or butterfly.

The Australian Crawl?

How does he react to puddles?

their pet ownership is going swimmingly

That is hilarious!!

English language is really tricky at times….

Mark spitz.

He definitely beats the dog paddlers

He will still need to be walked. While his cardiovascular system is getting exercise, that nose will still need some exercise, too.

He looks like a Beagle. Anyone familiar with beagles knows that the majority hate water.

should have said “laps” dog

He’s not from Lapland, is he?

I love how your mind works.