Rubes by Leigh Rubin for November 01, 2024

But is the pope Catholic?

Must be Charmin.

If I was that bear, the first thing I would do is clip my claws. >OUCH<

Some days you get the bear, and some days the bear gets you. Then, there are days when you don’t even see the bear.

Enjoy the go.

It looks like the bear was loaded too. And now what are the cowboys going to use?

One time when I was golfing with my brother, he had to you-know-what while we were too far from the clubhouse to get there in time. He went a few yards into the woods, did his business, and used whatever leaves he could scoop up. I started carrying a bit of TP in my bag after that.

Its that or the rabbit.

After all the years of Charmin ads and comics like this there are probably people out there who think bears wipe their bottoms.

At least he/she is properly TP trained.

Gent is that you in a cameo?

That bear’s gonna be in trouble when his mate finds out that he didn’t replace the roll.

The bear’s got a sh!t bruin.

And while we’re all together, we could try to figure out which religion has killed the most people — ‘In the name of god’

…and the bear was loaded with hunters!

Meanwhile at the Vatican.

Not loaded FOR bear.

Bear tummy gonna be hungry soon after unloading. And these two better hands over picanic baskets or else it gonna gets unbearable for thems.