Lord, give me patience. NOW!
God hears and answers prayers. Sometimes the answer is “No.”
Sometimes the answer is “Not now.”
Often times the answer does not come how or when we want it to be answered. Sometimes waiting is part of the answer.
“The ‘Prayer Hotline’ is at present overloaded with requests. Try again later.”
“I want patience, and I want it NOW!”
NEVER EVER EVER EVER PRAY for patience. It takes an eternity and perfect love to “learn” how to suffer fools gladly. think about it ＼（〇_ｏ）／
She’s on the other line.
Easy, Grasshopper
well, why not play games on your cell while you wait like the adults…?
your receiving the patience now… ;D
If he waits long enough he may grow up to become a doctor, and have patients of his own.
You pray for patience and then you get tried immediately exercising what you prayed for.
Supply chain issues.
God is not a request ATM and PRAYER is not a pin number
God heard you. Sometimes it’s not like a Polaroid camera where it comes in a minute.
I want patience, and I want it NOW!!!
If you want patience, go to a hospital.
The holdup is a robbery carried out at gunpoint.
Patience? What are you? A doctor or something?
My goal here is to be the least competitive person on this site.
One of these days kids, you will grow up and realize you were talking to yourself.
My feelings. . . .
God Laughed
geez Lord, don’t you kno this is the age of instant gratification?
now i lay me down to sleep, yada, yada, amen
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uniquename 13 days ago
Lord, give me patience. NOW!
Doug K 13 days ago
God hears and answers prayers. Sometimes the answer is “No.”
Sometimes the answer is “Not now.”
Often times the answer does not come how or when we want it to be answered. Sometimes waiting is part of the answer.
PraiseofFolly 13 days ago
“The ‘Prayer Hotline’ is at present overloaded with requests. Try again later.”
Little Caesar 13 days ago
“I want patience, and I want it NOW!”
Saddenedby Premium Member 13 days ago
NEVER EVER EVER EVER PRAY for patience. It takes an eternity and perfect love to “learn” how to suffer fools gladly. think about it ＼（〇_ｏ）／
sandpiper 13 days ago
She’s on the other line.
rgulyash 13 days ago
Easy, Grasshopper
InTraining Premium Member 13 days ago
well, why not play games on your cell while you wait like the adults…?
Chris 13 days ago
your receiving the patience now… ;D
Jeff0811 13 days ago
If he waits long enough he may grow up to become a doctor, and have patients of his own.
quinones.felix 13 days ago
You pray for patience and then you get tried immediately exercising what you prayed for.
CountOlaf2 Premium Member 13 days ago
Supply chain issues.
dbrucepm 13 days ago
God is not a request ATM and PRAYER is not a pin number
flemmingo 13 days ago
God heard you. Sometimes it’s not like a Polaroid camera where it comes in a minute.
Investtillitsgone 13 days ago
I want patience, and I want it NOW!!!
ajr58(1) 13 days ago
If you want patience, go to a hospital.
Frank Burns Eats Worms 13 days ago
The holdup is a robbery carried out at gunpoint.
bigplayray 13 days ago
Patience? What are you? A doctor or something?
Earnestly Frank 13 days ago
My goal here is to be the least competitive person on this site.
cracker65 13 days ago
One of these days kids, you will grow up and realize you were talking to yourself.
62kathleenhicks 13 days ago
My feelings. . . .
oakie817 13 days ago
God Laughed
gliderrider 13 days ago
geez Lord, don’t you kno this is the age of instant gratification?
gliderrider 13 days ago
now i lay me down to sleep, yada, yada, amen