Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for November 04, 2024

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    XF8U-3  18 days ago

    More like raid the liquor store eve.

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    The dude from FL  Premium Member 18 days ago

    I’ve already voted so I’m tuning Tuesday out!

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    braindead Premium Member 18 days ago

    Not to worry.

    If The Messiah wins, elections will no longer be in doubt — if there even are elections.

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    HidariMak  18 days ago

    At least Elon Musk is starting his court date today, for violating campaign laws. Sure that’s a drop of water for a massive forest fire, but it’s something.

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    nosirrom  18 days ago

    If you really want people to have a sleepless election night then the president should be elected by popular vote. That way the networks would be able to call the vote until the polls close in Alaska and Hawaii.

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    bobpickett1  18 days ago

    I have a long day ahead tomorrow as I am a poll worker.

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    Packratjohn Premium Member 18 days ago

    I’m rather simple minded about the whole thing. I want a straight up popular vote. No gimmicks.

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    Sprarklin  18 days ago

    It used to be that election day meant the elections were over.

    Now, especially in Washington state, it’s just the beginning of “election season.”

    They continue to count (and find) votes for weeks.

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    goboboyd  18 days ago

    Just me or does an unemployed Richard Nixon impersonator hang out in this bar? Er, lounge. Check for Checkers under his stool.

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    Gen.Flashman  18 days ago

    In this election w have the real possibility of being visited by Krampus bringing a lump of coal and a switch.

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    sandpiper  18 days ago

    Hallowe’en was scary. Tomorrow will be worse and it will not give way to celebrations for Thanksgiving and Christmas.

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    mourdac Premium Member 18 days ago

    Folk anticipate Xmas eve with joy and pleasure. Election day eve, not so much anymore with the insanity created by Trump since 2016.

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    jbordzol  18 days ago

    Nice concept, but …

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    WaitingMan  18 days ago

    Final Score:

    Kamala Harris – 340

    Donald Trump – 198

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    phileaux  18 days ago

    More like being in a hurricane’s Cone Of Uncertainty path.

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    Rauderi  18 days ago

    I’m trying so hard to avoid it until it’s “over”. Not that it will end on Tuesday. Ugh.

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    Drag0nr1der  18 days ago

    I like it!

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    cmo2495 Premium Member 18 days ago

    The difference being, I never dreaded the day after Christmas.

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    bobpeters61  18 days ago

    And a shocking number of people want an unrealized concept of a plan for them accompanied by a well-developed and fully intended plan to against them in favor of their corporate overlords.

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    ira.crank  18 days ago

    Anxiety and dread is a different emotion.

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    marilynnbyerly  18 days ago

    As a swing state person, I’ll be ecstatic when this is over.

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    Can't Sleep  18 days ago

    I don’t know – I can see waking up on Election Day and checking to see if Santa left us any anxiety medications.

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    Godfreydaniel  18 days ago

    The first inkling of an attempt at a try at a stab at a concept …..

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    Holden Awn  18 days ago

    Guaranteed coal either way.

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    LongWong  18 days ago

    Every 4 years we are told “This is the most impotant election in America’s history”

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    Dapperdan61  Premium Member 18 days ago

    The irony is it could be days after the election before we get to know the Winner for president. Of course trumplestilsken will claim democrats are stealing the election again

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    locake  18 days ago

    I looked forward to Christmas. I dread election day. No matter who wins it will be bad. rump is unhinged and his followers are worse and they all have guns. If he loses they will follow whatever crazy, violent directives he give them. If he wins, it will be even worse.

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    Ib12us  18 days ago

    I would put the concept alongside the radio drama War of the World. It feels like it.

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    anomaly  18 days ago

    And never talk about it again? Sounds good.

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    baskate_2000  18 days ago

    No, not even that. It’s definitely not worth it.

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    ncorgbl  18 days ago

    Better ideas have come from bar talk.

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    Decius Premium Member 18 days ago

    Anticipation is not the word I’ve used for it

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    Bilan  18 days ago

    If you believe Trump, the Boogeyman will arrive instead of Santa Claus.

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    mindjob  17 days ago

    We all have our houses boarded up for the riots to follow

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    sisterea  17 days ago

    We the ordinary Americans are the ones who will do this. History teaches us we have done it before we can do it again. Read Dr. Heather Cox Richardson’s Letters from an American today. You can find her on facebook and substack.

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    vlbrown Premium Member 17 days ago

    I have never anticipated Christmas, my birthday or summer vacation with this level of fear, dread, and anxiety

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    Tootsie Premium Member 17 days ago

    Good one, Wiley.

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    braindead Premium Member 17 days ago

    And in case you didn’t see it before…

    From Jim Wright:

    Elon Musk in charge of the economy…

    RFK Jr in managing your healthcare…

    Mike Flynn commanding your military…

    Charlie Kirk, Tucker Carlson, Steve Bannon, and the dead rotting corpse of Rush Limbaugh are the moral conscience of your America…

    Stephen Miller decides your political ideology…

    Laura Loomer is the voice and face of your nation…

    Chief Justice Canon presides over a Supreme Court made up entirely of Trump appointees…

    JD Vance in charge of reining in Trump’s worst impulses…

    You have no healthcare, no Social Security, no civil rights, no jobs, no savings, no food, no home, no education, and no hope

    Sound’s good, right?

    No?

    Well, then you better show up.

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    6turtle9  17 days ago

    The anticipation of the lesser of two evils. Oh Joy!

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    [Unnamed Reader - 14b4ce]  17 days ago

    Instead of great presents,I’m worried I might get the 400-pound booby prize

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    michael.petroski337  17 days ago

    “IF the Messiah wins” ?“IF”?What do you mean, “IF”?God Bless America.“Fr. Mike” Petroski

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    lnrokr55  17 days ago

    Man I’m bored with hype & fear, time to get on with the reality, what a concept ! … ;-)

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    Concretionist  17 days ago

    Xmas anticipation is almost always positive. Day after first November Tuesday anticipation is almost always negative… with a twist of ‘maybe it will be okay’.

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    eddi-TBH  17 days ago

    To celebrate you drink yourself into a stupor. Then vote your hangover. Politicians used to pay for mountains of food and rivers of booze at the polling places. They made rousing speeches as the voters ate and drank themselves comatose. Then finished by voting. Everybody was there, Tory, Whig or whoever. Now that’s electioneering. And a major no-no.

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    unfair.de  17 days ago

    Election Day Eve is the occasion, where a feculent lie – if placed in the news – has the most effect since it will likely spread through all voters media but the fact checking and truth will be known only after the election.

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    Godfreydaniel  17 days ago

    The refusal I the networks to fact-check the debates was a disgrace to journalism AND a disgrace to democracy.

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