Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for November 05, 2024

Have you got any distress balls?

Heaven help us all.

Available in red, blue, and independent.

He’ll do a booming business today.

We are a banana republic;

“The governors of three states — Washington, Nevada and Oregon — said they’re prepared to use the National Guard to help with potential civil unrest on Election Day or the days after.”

Haven’t slept in days

People gotta have balls to vote.

If one of America’s parties has its way, in the future, only persons with two balls will be allowed to vote.

location matters, good luck for everyone

All balls are stress balls.

Nailed it, my friend! We’re on our way to vote now.

None of the above

Why stress balls for the voting location, location, location?

That stress ball salesman will make a fortune.

I had absolutely no stress in voting. My choice was clear. It’s the results that concern me. However, since I’ve already done everything I can do to influence the situation, I’m moving onto the next thing.

Reminds me of the Girl Scout in California who set up a Girl Scout Cookie table next to a recreational pot store. She sold a lot of cookies.

A great one-time business idea, and me without time to implement it.

Been there, done it

Stress balls are their main squeeze.

I am not sure why it would be stressful to vote. There are only two parties available. And one’s head perdon is clearly not an honest person. Sell these balls next year in my country. Especially in places where not all parties can be voted and one has to vote for the second best choice in one’s opinion.

location, location, location

Rollin….rollin….rollin…..

Oh, yeah! Brilliant idea, and very funny to boot. Thanks for the laugh.

And with early voting it gets worse because newsmedia is throwing their foam (foaming at mouth) earlier and more hateful by using the numbers reported from early voting. People should remember that most programs geared to take people to the polls is geared for election day only.

Stress balls work only if you throw it hard at the person causing you stress.