Crankshaft by Tom Batiuk and Dan Davis for November 13, 2024

That’s called a courtesy nudge…

Worst “Sophie’s Choice” Remake Ever.

“If you liked this strip…oh, who are we kidding? There’s no way you liked this strip.”

✬ Unfunny premise stretched to excruciating limit

Reviewed in the United States on November 13, 2024

Verified Read

Never mind “Where’s My Stuff”—Where’s my joke? Makes ‘Gasoline Alley’ seem coherent and well-written.

“GREAT SERVICE! Gave my wife Cancer tho”

“ONE STAR! Packing label called me Mindy and not John Darling’s Daughter, Whose Father Is John Darling, His Daughter, She the Spawn of John Darling’s Loins, Son of Hrothgar, Whose Father John Darling Was Killed by a Man Dressed as a FERN!! Package went to the Apt next door, whose father was NOT John Darling Who Was NOT—”

Did Batty get Amazon’s permission to use their name and logo like this? Usually, he uses designations like “MyFace” or “BookSpace”.

I’d like to read through the reviews before making a decision.

Dan Davis knocks the art OUT OF THE PARK by telling his teenaged intern to find a vague scribble.

Borderline human trafficking

How much Amazon paying for this promotions in komix?

Amazon is buying and selling platform. This too creepy listing kids on that as if they is some products.

It’s not funny, either.

why do you read if you do not like? It gave me a chuckle.

Pimping Amazon is a new low.

batiuk response is why settle for the moon when you already have the stars

This amazon thing website sux. I keep clicking on the < left and > right arrows and nothing happens!

Depends on the packaging?

So…if Amazon took over the bus routes their service would be almost as bad as the parents are getting with Ed Crankshaft as their driver. Got it.

“Pickup” has a whole different meaning for a female….

Don’t think this one joke is funny?? TOUGH BEANS! Yer gonna see it a whole bunch more times till it does!

how bout the kids take the last train to clarksville and you meet them at the station ?

Amazon would drop them at the wrong address.

Clever

That should please the P.O. ed parents.