Crankshaft by Tom Batiuk and Dan Davis for November 14, 2024

“That’s okay, lady,” the kid says. “You’ll let me read comic books and gimme hot cocoa, wont ya?”

And where do I file a claim for non-delivery of a joke?

Does Bezos have a “stake” in this comic??!!! Asking for a …..“friend!!”

;-)

Yesterday, I was thinking what about porch pirates taking your kid.

Yeah, file online a claim about wrong kid and you will get a message, non returnable item.

But it is in a “Prime” school district.

Now even Pastis komix promoting Amazon.

On the bright side, you can drop that one off at any Kohls.

If you didn’t order it, do you still get to keep it?

Good God! Mother’s everywhere would really suffer the loss of their “one and only” in this case scenario!

When public service is privatized…

this guy doing lame jokes while mary worth is causing shockwaves over the comics strip world by ordering filet of sole thats grade a writing

You do not want to go down THAT road!!!!!!

Drop him off at Whole Foods return desk. They’ll take it from there.

A dull week. Back to t he comic book shop

Good luck with that.

If this would just stop, the recovery could begin.

If you’re lucky, they may not even make you return that one

Hoo boy, nobody saw this coming. Besides me and probably dozens of others who predicted it earlier this week.

Technically, this strip depicts if Amazon brought kids back home from school.

It’s like A bad SNL joke. But difference is a SNL joke finishes after 8 mins.

Panel 2: “Mom” is kinda cute..

Amazon Guy: My boss rode a giant phallic-shaped rocket into space and does not let us have breaks.

I’m not sure why this chain of comics is getting such poor marks – I’m enjoying it.

Take him back to Kohl’s. They take Amazon returns.

The strip has a bus driver featured in it and it’s not Crankshaft. Why?