Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for December 08, 2024

Yeah, right.

Then the insurance companies got involved…

So when is it supposed to change over to Laughter?

Bedside ill manners.

So that’s what they mean by a “medicine man”?

…and believe me, this really happens….snarky interns and aids….

Been there, done that…

And before that, it was cruel practical jokes.

So the patient’s response is, “At least I have the very BEST doctors!”.

And when the patient sarcastically says “I’m really poor”, he’ll be shocked by how quickly the room empties.

“Is that a dislocated femur or are you just happy to see me?”

If laughter is the best medicine, then I should be able to get a deep discount at the comedy club with my insurance card.

“Are you pulling my leg?”

“Yes, to increase circulation.”

Turns out morbid humor wasn’t very effective either.

“He’s dead, Jim. No really, I was just kidding. Oops, he really is dead, Jim.”

I suspect that’s why Hugh Laurie had such a great career.

Excessive sarcasm can cause sarcomas.

But in France, sarcasm led to Sarkozy.

The Don Rickles School of Medicine. “Quit malingering and get outta here, ya hockey puck!”

I remember when the experts said a singing telegram was therapeutic for the patient.

Yeah, like that’s really scientific.

Man i’m glad he gave it up, I have a hot date tonight.