The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for November 15, 2024

Heart-shaped horns.

Fork off.

Seems like he has a heart on

I thought it was just because he was pink.

Get on his good side, make a devil’s food cake!

Well, at least the only way to go is up.

I’m sorry to say your just not qualified for any cabinet appointments!

The devil you says!

Love is he11.

Put him in charge of Valentine’s Day.

I dunno. Matt Groening and Ryan Adams both noted Love is Hell

Simple cosmetic surgery. Horn-o-plasty. Take care of that problem overnight.

He’s the cupid of bad romances

Give him a bow and arrow.

Maybe he’s trying to romance the she-devils

So are you going to send him to heaven?

Cupid’s evil twin?

I know how he feels. I didn’t fit in , either.

He wants to be Cupid

Do angels/devils have free will? Are they self-aware?

That’s a heck of place not to fit in!

Can’t be a member of the new administration without some felony background? Groveling isn’t enough?

So is it an an-vil or a dev-gel?

That hurts.

I’ll try like hell to be bad boss!

Wrong kind of horny.

“ That’s it, you’re fired!!”

Isn’t it good to have such a kind, sensitive, understanding, sympathetic employer?

Maybe he’ll be a fit at Horn & Heartart.

The last straw was when he started roasting chestnuts.

A few too many bad signs … and for god’s sake put on your underwear.

Are you allowed to love your job in hell? And if you do, is that a strike against you?

I guess he’s not qualified for HeII. Where will he go? Maybe to Heck, or awww shucks.

Like I told AT&T….I’m OK with that!

Had to look twice. Nice one.

Ouch, now he will get sent back to Earth.