Ripley's Believe It or Not by Ripley’s Believe It or Not! for November 16, 2024

Imma go with the Swiss army underwear, that folds in between the scissors and the corkscrew.

So they no changes undiewears for three months eh.

That washing machine might be good for washing shoe laces. One per load.

Brit skivvies, bollocks!

Clothesline is solar powered. Greta approves.

And if you turn in underwear inside out and wear it backwards you can get an additional 2 months.

As I knelt down with a pair of size 4 shoes in front of this blonde in a short skirt, I couldn’t resist a quick glance at her undies:

“Hey cheeky!” she said as she gave me a playful kick, “I bet the only reason you work here is to look up girls’ skirts, isn’t it?”

“That’s an absolutely ridiculous accusation, madam.” I said sternly. “I don’t work here!”

Right to dry? When does the insanity stop?

I’m thinking the Vermont law was passed after a lot of civil disobedience, lol!

Who cares about microbes. What about tax men and the ex wives and stuff?

Now Sebin Saji can wash all his microbials.

What? Vermont/ banned the solar clothes dryer…..say it aint so.

After three months the skid marks would be an inch thick, you’d never get it into that little washing machine then you would have no use for a clothesline to dry it.

Disgusting! (underwear for 3 months)

Hung out to dry, a political trope?

What’s the point of inventing a tiny washing machine that you can’t even wash one pair of underwear in?

Clotheslines are want of avian targets of opportunity. Maybe those fowl may test the antimicrobial properties of said skivvies but I doubt Mr. Saji’s washing machine can handle that load.

After 3 months, I don’t want to be in the same building as that underwear

Hey Sabin! I got nothing that small!

Oh wait! Belly button lint! Give that a freshen, will ya?

Originally, clothes line bans were to discriminate against people who could not afford dryers. Clothes lines became an ‘eyesore’, unfashionable, etc. Think of a picky HOA setting silly rules to make sure the neighborhood ‘looked upper class’.

You mean to tell me that’s ALL Vermont had to worry about in 2009? Sheesh!

Shorts don’t have to be anti-microbial to wear them for three months, but they are called shorts for a reason. Wear for much shorter time.

This RBION ties well together, wash the British Army underwear in that washing machine then hang dry. I hope it is the only thing you have to wash otherwise it’s going to be a very long day.

Why, Sebin?