Pessimists: They expect the worst so they’re happy when things go bad… but they spend their lives kinda sour. Optimists: The expect the best so they’re disappointed when things go bad… but they spend their lives feeling pretty good. Realists know the pessimists have the better system.
My father used to try to smackdown people with the phrase, “Well you see, I’m a realist.” He certainly wasn’t. A pipe dreaming narcissist yes. Realist not so much.
I think everything is funny since I realized “They can’t scramble the dregs without breaking the eggheads.” It’s especially funny since the orange puppet is part of the dregs but he thinks it’s only the fools who voted for him who are dregs and meanwhile it’s the moot eggheads who still think “All men are created equal” in some Turing machine sense. (But that original egg was somewhat rotten as regards women, native Americans, and slaves…)
BasilBruce about 5 hours ago
Definition: An ist who isn’t fake.
GreasyOldTam about 5 hours ago
As an engineer (= ultra- mega- realist) I have to agree with Pig.
Walrus Gumbo Premium Member about 5 hours ago
The more you know the more it hurts! Sometimes ignorance is bliss!
Concretionist about 5 hours ago
Pessimists: They expect the worst so they’re happy when things go bad… but they spend their lives kinda sour. Optimists: The expect the best so they’re disappointed when things go bad… but they spend their lives feeling pretty good. Realists know the pessimists have the better system.
iggyman about 5 hours ago
Like is what you make it!
Gent about 5 hours ago
Wrong Pig. You can be realist and still be happy.
orinoco womble about 5 hours ago
My father used to try to smackdown people with the phrase, “Well you see, I’m a realist.” He certainly wasn’t. A pipe dreaming narcissist yes. Realist not so much.
cracker65 about 4 hours ago
Ignorant people are happier.
shanen0 about 3 hours ago
I think everything is funny since I realized “They can’t scramble the dregs without breaking the eggheads.” It’s especially funny since the orange puppet is part of the dregs but he thinks it’s only the fools who voted for him who are dregs and meanwhile it’s the moot eggheads who still think “All men are created equal” in some Turing machine sense. (But that original egg was somewhat rotten as regards women, native Americans, and slaves…)
smartty cat about 2 hours ago
The reality one sees is always subjective.Never the same as your neighbor.
SheMc about 2 hours ago
Nice to see a happy pig X
Ellis97 17 minutes ago
Some people are just happy when they’re miserable.