Aunty Acid by Ged Backland for December 05, 2024

Absence makes the heart grow fonder

Get off me??? ROFL…

There are a lot of people like that.

Except for when I have cold feet

This scene is somehow disturbing…

Why is Aunty telling him to get off her; she’s the one that’s on him?

Get off me, you’re hot.

didn’t think Auntie liked spooning. more likely forking

And tonight on the Nature Channel, we get a rare glimpse into the mating rituals of the Blue Whale.

Maybe hubby is making that comment.

“Slam, bam……..”

My wife used to be like that. Then I got cancer. Now she wants to be close.

Well…..don’t start what you cannot “finish”!!!

I agree, Aunty.

She makes for a wonderful loving companion.

And just yesterday you wanted to be alone, you certainly have you mood changes.

I can say that about my 5 lb Yorkie!

Kinda small bed for two larger people!

Amen!

Cuddling and spooning. :sigh:

My wife and I love each other very much, but do not sleep in the same bed or the same bedroom for that matter.

My snores set off the seismograph at the University downtown. When I was a squadron commander and we went into the field, I had the perk of my own tent. They pitched it next to the generators since ear protection was required in that area anyway.

That’s what happens when you have sinuses the size of Carlsbad Caverns. I can set off a car alarm at 50 paces when I sneeze. When I am in a car, I have to lower a window so I don’t blow the others out.

My wife practices martial arts in her sleep. She has even broken a toe by kicking a wall. I find sleeping in a suit of armor uncomfortable.

Nothing healthy about a marriage or relationship that has perpetual 24/7 contact. We all need our space and our alone time — unless you happen to be the characters richandamy in the Zits comic strip.

Spoon… lalalalala covering my ears

Every once in a while I wake up with our two cats trapping me down