Close to Home by John McPherson for November 21, 2024

Waiting for the axe to fall

>>sigh<< more political humor…

So to help you relax, let me message your neck.

“You’re not paranoid, Turkey. It’s common to feel a bit nervous when you’ve been invited to a Thanksgiving feast with a group of strangers.”

Even paranoids have enemies.

Should stay out of helicopters also.

Oh, THAT axe! Oh, that’s nothing… just some simple room decoration… now, let’s talk about your gravy… I mean your grievances, sorry.

Plus it’s hard to hold a candle

In the cold November rain

The mall? Just getting ready to split some wood after your appointment.

“Now, just close your eyes and relax…start counting backward from 10 and by the time you get to 0, all of your problems will melt away”

Still, remember there’s always a reason (for someone) to give thanks.

Oh dear, go into hiding Mr Turkey X

Last month it was a pumpkin on the couch.

dark, but funny!

“ Get to da choppa!!”

Bleeb! Stop hiding under the couch and tie the shrink’s shoelaces together. Then both of you RUN!!!!!!!!!! :)

“You’re not paranoid, the really are after you.” “Thanks Doc, I feel so much better.” [CHOP]

Sometime, even a paranoid person is right about his paranoia…..

He has the feeling that soon something is gonna get shoved up his butt.

Black Sabbath guitarist Tony Iommi said that the new album they were recording was a song short to make a full album so he came up with riff and bassist Geezer Butler came up with the lyrics, it was so popular they named the new album Paranoid but it was the 2nd song on the album, War Pigs was 1st.

It’s nice when someone sticks their neck out for you. BURP!

uhoh

Turkey: “I beg your pardon?”

Veterinary psychiatrist?

To study the picture first, then to read the text underneath would be best, but some will read the text first, and that is their right.

It’s not paranoia if it’s true!

I had 5 fat Tom turkeys hanging around in my backyard off and on recently. Now there are 4. I suspect the rest will disappear, too. I like to watch them.

BTW, how do you feel about stuffing and cranberry sauce?

“Relax in this oven, uh I mean, sauna”

Time to watch episodes 1.07, 1.08 on YouTube.