Ripley's Believe It or Not by Ripley’s Believe It or Not! for November 21, 2024

That biscuit is older than I am .

84 year old biscuit? How old was the freezer it was in? How long was the relative deceased?

Can’t believe a freezer ran for 84 years.

There are a thousand ways to skin a dog, but only one way to get it back in.

Cruella de Vil wouldn’t want to go there.

A family goes to the zoo

They’re excited to see all the exotic animals, birds & reptiles. The first enclosure is empty, totally deserted.

Unperturbed they carry on to the next one.. again it’s empty!

Every single enclosure, cage, and run they encounter is empty, deserted and unkempt..

Except, right beside the exit is the last one; a single small solitary cage. And in it sat a small furry creature.. a dog!

The father looked at it and it occurred to him,

“This is a shih tzu!”

I guess she never heard of wildlife removal.

The Killer Shrews (1959), a water shed movie….

Who on earth sells fur from dogs anywhere? … Oh I’m sure at those places where they eat dogs.. over seas.. somewhere… in Asia I think… saw a creepy video… ugh.. this is getting messed up.

Microwave it on low power for 30 seconds, then microwave the biscuit. She was feeding a smaller number of raccoons before this happened.

Could have been worse. Could have found an 84 year old grandmother in the freezer.

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I remember this in the news…she fed a raccoon and it went from there, they told their uncles and cousins and after a few years, she was in over her head! Don’t feed wild animals except a feral cat if you plan on adopting it!

Time to throw the biscuit out!

How did they know the biscuit was 84 years old??

What RBION isn’t telling you is that the lady was feeding racoons, and they told their friends.

And how do we know how old the biscuit really is?

Knowing Washington state, those raccoons were probably protesting something.

I bet that dog fur smells something terrible when it’s wet!

That story about the raccons was recently shared in a wildlife rescue and rehab group I belong to here in Texas, as an example of what NOT to do.

It started out with the lady simply feeding a couple of “stray” raccoons because she thought they are cute. The raccoons “spread the word” about free meals, and everyone thought they were invited.

I once fed a single Tribble

Jack London preferred donuts to biscuits because biscuits would freeze in your pocket.

How did Andy know how old the biscuit was? Did it have a mint mark?

Don’t know what stranger, biscuit in freezer or 84 years old. Found 6 year old bottle of Wooster sauce and that was it’s best before date.

That doggies butt look like hoomin heinie.

Who had a home freezer back in 1940?

RBION didn’t mention that the woman in Washington had been feeding those raccoons for years.

What did one end of the fence say to the other end of the fence?

“Greetings,Gate!”

The woman in Washington could try a desert. No guarantees.

the biscuit story seems flaky to me

I’m in DE. I’ll have to check. I’ve heard that some hand-crafters save the fur they brush off their dogs and spin it into yarn!

An elderly, married couple walks into a hospital.

The doctor says to the old man, “I’ll need a urine sample, a feces sample, and a blood sample.”

The old man says, “What?” So the doctor says it again. Once again the deaf old codger says, “What?”

So the doctor yells it: “I NEED A URINE SAMPLE, A FECES SAMPLE, AND A BLOOD SAMPLE!”

With that the old man’s wife turns to her doddery husband and says, “He needs a pair of your underwear!”