He’s gonna need a bigger javelin
Picture this , Hunting the Backwoods of Maine and you just bag yourself a 1200 lb. Moose . Miles and mile from your truck , now what do you do ?
When is your next psych evaluation????
When is bazooka season?
Wonder what the big dinosaur was doing behind the small bush
Every four years, at the Olympics.
… or … You’re gonna need a bigger bow … and arrow.
And its arms are too short to use the toilet paper.
I’d wait for catapult or trebuchet season. Surprisingly, no one ever created repeating versions of those weapons, in case the first shot misses.
I’d wait for modern gun season. It’s just two weeks and 10,000 years from now.
They stopped making them in 1974.
What?
Never mind.
Right after the dinosaur’s lunch.
I want harpoon cannon or punt gun season.
not soon enough… :\
Asked the right guy….do not want to get a violation!!!!
Why everyones is knows it really duck season.
That huge dinosaur is a great contortionist to be able to hide behind that small bush without being seen!!
Best wait until elephant rifle season.
Just before the community BBQ after Howitzer Season.
Maybe waving fire & stampede him into a group of pikes embedded in the ground would be a better hunting technique?
Time to skip to tactical field weapons.
Sorry, all Javelin, TOW 2, and Metis-M1, were sent to Ukraine last year.
I remember a classic when the Fat Broad (as she was known at the time) slapped a dinosaur hard in the face. When is her season?
He’d have better luck trying to run him off a cliff
After Amazon sends you your atlatl order.
This is why poison arrows were invented.
cracker65 2 months ago
He’s gonna need a bigger javelin
scote1379 Premium Member 2 months ago
Picture this , Hunting the Backwoods of Maine and you just bag yourself a 1200 lb. Moose . Miles and mile from your truck , now what do you do ?
Cool Hand Luke Premium Member 2 months ago
When is your next psych evaluation????
Ahuehuete 2 months ago
When is bazooka season?
TonyB. 2 months ago
Wonder what the big dinosaur was doing behind the small bush
Mediatech 2 months ago
Every four years, at the Olympics.
Doug K 2 months ago
… or … You’re gonna need a bigger bow … and arrow.
BigDaveGlass 2 months ago
And its arms are too short to use the toilet paper.
poppacapsmokeblower 2 months ago
I’d wait for catapult or trebuchet season. Surprisingly, no one ever created repeating versions of those weapons, in case the first shot misses.
Droptma Styx 2 months ago
I’d wait for modern gun season. It’s just two weeks and 10,000 years from now.
Doug Taylor Premium Member 2 months ago
They stopped making them in 1974.
What?
Never mind.
CountOlaf2.0 Premium Member 2 months ago
Right after the dinosaur’s lunch.
PoodleGroomer 2 months ago
I want harpoon cannon or punt gun season.
Chris 2 months ago
not soon enough… :\
rockyridge1977 2 months ago
Asked the right guy….do not want to get a violation!!!!
Gent 2 months ago
Why everyones is knows it really duck season.
j.l.farmer 2 months ago
That huge dinosaur is a great contortionist to be able to hide behind that small bush without being seen!!
mistercatworks 2 months ago
Best wait until elephant rifle season.
goboboyd 2 months ago
Just before the community BBQ after Howitzer Season.
CoffeeBob Premium Member 2 months ago
Maybe waving fire & stampede him into a group of pikes embedded in the ground would be a better hunting technique?
heathcliff2 2 months ago
Time to skip to tactical field weapons.
Moore 1 2 months ago
Sorry, all Javelin, TOW 2, and Metis-M1, were sent to Ukraine last year.
Godfreydaniel 2 months ago
I remember a classic when the Fat Broad (as she was known at the time) slapped a dinosaur hard in the face. When is her season?
mindjob 2 months ago
He’d have better luck trying to run him off a cliff
zeexenon 2 months ago
After Amazon sends you your atlatl order.
eddi-TBH 2 months ago
This is why poison arrows were invented.