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[Mother-in-law] Why didn’t you get me a gift?[Brutus] You haven’t used what I got you last year.[Mother-in-law] But last year you got me a cemetery plot!
I got you a total makeover! They’re going to remake you head to toe, first getting rid of your witch of a hairstyle, then changing your whole personality!
You old battle axe, you expect a gift from me after you down me constantly. I had thought of a lifetime enrollment in an old, old people’s home. One where you’re not allowed to leave.
Hip hip hurray for Brutus. Actually, you could get her the best gift from one group, that she most desperately needs, Mouthwash, but only the best of course…..
If he really wants to do it right, he should give her something not only totally useless to her, but requires some expense to maintain. A gift of nothing is easy to take home.
Oh this one is so delightful! Brutus sitting in his chair and the bat standing, pretending to be on the nice list, and Brutus coming up with a great line he usually thinks of too late. Not to mention his dripping sarcasm of her deserving the best. And a disappointed Gargoyle. No doubt there will be payback but he can savor this moment.
codycab 4 months ago
She’s impossible to shop for anyways.
baddawg1989 4 months ago
[Mother-in-law] Why didn’t you get me a gift?[Brutus] You haven’t used what I got you last year.[Mother-in-law] But last year you got me a cemetery plot!
thevideostoreguy 4 months ago
Sometimes even the Born Loser scores a win.
oldpine52 4 months ago
If he bought her a new broom, maybe she would take the hint and fly away.
GROG Premium Member 4 months ago
She has nothing like it.
The dude from FL Premium Member 4 months ago
YEAH Brutus! Although you will pay heavily for it!
xaingo 4 months ago
It may still cost you in the long run.
Macushlalondra 4 months ago
I got you a total makeover! They’re going to remake you head to toe, first getting rid of your witch of a hairstyle, then changing your whole personality!
jmworacle 4 months ago
Winner, Brutus by TKO in the second round.
cracker65 4 months ago
Nothing ain’t worth nothing, but it’s free.
nosirrom 4 months ago
Aw, come on, Brutus. Even the best rat poison isn’t that expensive.
Go BRUINS 4 months ago
Even no gift is too good for that witch
Riders on the Storm Premium Member 4 months ago
Well played Brutus. Well played.
pat sandy creator 4 months ago
game, set, match…
s_krumpe 4 months ago
wasn’t that a car company’s tagline a few years ago: the best or nothing?
NoNameOntheBullet Premium Member 4 months ago
I have to say I appreciate that you ran out of room and could not print the next panel. Seeing what happens next would make me squeamish!
Zebrastripes 4 months ago
It’s better to give than to receive….but in this case, Brutus deserves a smack up along side his head! ☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️
General Trelane (Ret.) Premium Member 4 months ago
Can’t win ‘em all Ramona .
ChessPirate 4 months ago
Her own private spot on the new Notre-Dame Cathedral? ☺
Chris 4 months ago
that’s just being mean Brutus… I’m sure she’ll ruin your day later on though. my mom says two wrongs don’t make it right. :j
flemmingo 4 months ago
You old battle axe, you expect a gift from me after you down me constantly. I had thought of a lifetime enrollment in an old, old people’s home. One where you’re not allowed to leave.
CorkLock 4 months ago
I mean – how much does a new broom cost. Or an electric drill with brush attachment for her hair? Come on Brutus, cheer the ole Hag up.
raybarb44 4 months ago
Hip hip hurray for Brutus. Actually, you could get her the best gift from one group, that she most desperately needs, Mouthwash, but only the best of course…..
MuddyUSA Premium Member 4 months ago
Ha..Ha..Ha..Brutus has a smirk of got even with her on his face. Attaboy Brutus!
mindjob 4 months ago
It’s the thought that counts
Moonkey Premium Member 4 months ago
If he really wants to do it right, he should give her something not only totally useless to her, but requires some expense to maintain. A gift of nothing is easy to take home.
sheashea 4 months ago
I like his logic.
Dapperdan61 Premium Member 4 months ago
Brutus has a big heart but not a big wallet
cuzinron47 4 months ago
She deserves a vacation to some exotic place, how about a one-way ticket to Abu Daibi.
Brent Rosenthal Premium Member 4 months ago
Oh this one is so delightful! Brutus sitting in his chair and the bat standing, pretending to be on the nice list, and Brutus coming up with a great line he usually thinks of too late. Not to mention his dripping sarcasm of her deserving the best. And a disappointed Gargoyle. No doubt there will be payback but he can savor this moment.
lbhorton 4 months ago
Love the logic. Will have to remember that one.
cracker65 4 months ago
She walked right into that one. Well done Brutus.
Lola85 Premium Member 4 months ago
Ah, Brutus. Every once in awhile you get the best of that woman.
princesshickory Premium Member 4 months ago
ZING!!!! But, Brutus…you know she’s gonna get you back with a zinger of her own! LOL
sincavage05 4 months ago
Sorry, you didn’t make my nice list. But you’re on top of the naughty.
Chris Sherlock 4 months ago
Gladys might be of a different opinion than Brutus.