Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for December 03, 2024

Thank you, Dr. Evil.

And Elon Musk dropped how much on the latest presidential campaign? Something like 0.03% of his fortune?

Oligarchs and plutocrats and kleptocrats, oh, my!

How many employees are there to benefit from that package?

trump’s getting low on dungbeetles…now he’s nominating his in-laws for govt. positions…say, has anyone heard any fresh Arnold Palmer Pekker stories? Boy, trump’s eyes sure light up when he tells them, and he seems to drool a lot too.

Can Elongate be far behind.

Wow…the soul and spirit of generosity!

One million is still better than zero, which is what most slugs of this type contribute

He addresses people as “man.” I think Zeke’s the only character who consistently does that. Hm.

Wouldn’t it be nice if we could open ALL of the threads by pressing just one “button”? After opening one thread, we wouldn’t need to scroll up and down to find the next one. Oh well.

Too bad he wasn’t around to start a severance fund for all the people who got laid off from Covid

So, $35 per employee?

Leaving him with $1M less than he had.

“Cause it’s time, it’s time in time with your timeand its news is capturedfor the queen to use”A nice song about chess from Yes (Hey it Rhymes)See the whole board, play the long game.

what a buncha crybabies.

Common sense dictates that if Hunter goes to prison, Trump — known to love revenge — will have him killed within a week. Seriously, we’re talking "if you drop something to the ground it won’t go UP " level of common sense.

So of course Biden wants his so to not be killed. I think any number of parents would also want their children to not be killed.

Even if Trump told his supporters to kill their own children, I think at least a few of them would feel a little bad about doing so. That wouldn’t stop them from doing it, of course, but that’s not really the point.

$17 billion

Easy to be generous when you’re a crook.